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About Me
One time I fit my toe in my mouth
age: 27 (Mar 13, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2004
occupation: Horrid retail shit
stats: Skinny
heroes: Emperor Joshua Norton I
most humbling moment: Realizing that having the online nickname Ted Koppel would cause people to call me that.
crush: Ted Koppel, but he will never love me.
i lost my virginity: Because the fucking sluts are always stealing things from me.
BLOGS
Oh I just can't wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend
Here I am online again
Stay up and wait for your IM
A cyber-date boy, here I am
I'm waiting just for you
E-cards, chats and mail direct (That's right)
Just a click and we'll connect (Oh yeah)
You're so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Comic sans and Arial
Forward jokes; hysterical
Blinking .gifs that bounce and glow
Your web page is so cute
E-cards, chats and mail direct (That's right)
Just a click and we'll connect (Oh yeah)
You're so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Oh I just can't wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend
Here I am online again
Stay up and wait for your IM
A cyber-date boy, here I am
I'm waiting just for you
E-cards, chats and mail direct (That's right)
Just a click and we'll connect (Oh yeah)
You're so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Comic sans and Arial
Forward jokes; hysterical
Blinking .gifs that bounce and glow
Your web page is so cute
E-cards, chats and mail direct (That's right)
Just a click and we'll connect (Oh yeah)
You're so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Oh I just can't wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend
Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
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