About Me

Carmady is a captive, intoxicated individual. Around Carmady, birds suddenly disappear, and choruses of anglers string pythons to Carmady's boney face. Sadly, unless Calamity tiles your floor around Carmady, you'll wish you never knew about Carmady.

age: 34 (Jul 26, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Infosec geek.

stats: 2 & 10, poor rushing yardage

sign: Warning, infectious pinkeye

i lost my virginity: ..eventually

crush: Someone way cooler than me & with whom I've apparently little in common. Damn.

body mods: Can't decide on a tattoo; puncture holes (only on me) freak me out.