About Me

Carmady is a captive, intoxicated individual. Around Carmady, birds suddenly disappear, and choruses of anglers string pythons to Carmady's boney face. Sadly, unless Calamity tiles your floor around Carmady, you'll wish you never knew about Carmady.

age: 33 (Jul 26, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Infosec geek.

body mods: Can't decide on a tattoo; puncture holes (only on me) freak me out.

crush: Someone way cooler than me & with whom I've apparently little in common. Damn.

heroes: Abe Lincoln, Phil Marlowe, George Clooney, David Attenborough, Jenny Sparks

i lost my virginity: ..eventually

stats: 2 & 10, poor rushing yardage