
age: 32 (Aug 19, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2003
occupation: Vaginas
i lost my virginity: Trying to hold a condom on my small penis. I was 12. Horrible
stats: Pale redhead
gets me hot: Foreign Girls, pale skin.
body mods: No holes, ink virgin...i'm waiting for the right artist
sign: King of the jungle
into: Creampies, Valium, breakfast cereals, Frodo
fantasy: To masturbate in zero gravity and see how far my babies can fly
crush: My Father
