age: 29 (Feb 10, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Cleristocrat

sign: the water bringer

stats: Built-to-order with 87000 interchangeable parts

makes me sad: the sadness of others, disrespect, unrequited sacrifice

heroes: pos (steph), colin marston, keith moon

crush: it's a rotating lineup

gets me hot: ear love, fingers in the hair, hands on skin, cunnilingus, the right music, a little smirk, heavy breathing, deep kissing. More than anything, knowing that i'm making her hot.

most humbling moment: peeing on the starting block at a swim meet. it was a relay, so needless to say, i wasn't alone...my first days as an aristocrat.

makes me happy: feeling the weight of anxiety temporarily lift... quieting the chatter

fantasy: a fresh start.

i lost my virginity: and i've been fucked ever since.