age: 23 (Apr 27, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2008

occupation: chef it is the only job I can get

sign: nothing it will only get you in trouble later on

gets me hot: your mum

stats: Twelfty

makes me happy: stealing apples

i lost my virginity: but it's ok i got another off ebay

most humbling moment: life, my life is a slap stick humour for sure. every day is humbling when you always have something you sat on still sticking to your pants while your tripping over your own feet

body mods: She had a tattoo gun made out of a cassette motor and a guitar string, she dipped a hankey in three roses and rubbed it on the spot and drew a rickety heart and a bent arrow and it hurt like hell, Tom Waits

makes me sad: cunts who try to rip me off, work, racist pricks, losers who insist on calling me a dike just beacuse i look different, and close minded people in general.

into: Ugly boys the uglyer the better, your mum, tattoos, Music, sewing, good food, old cars and bikes, pin ups, burlesque, freak shows, red and things