age: 30 (Oct 10, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Starving artist.

gets me hot: The sun.

body mods: Nothing, yet...

stats: Single.

most humbling moment: When my parents bought me my first bass guitar. I've never been the same since.

i lost my virginity: ...with a girl. She probably wants to give it back to me though...?

makes me happy: Getting to watch a good movie, getting to practice/perform, watching cartoons, tits & beer... haha...

fantasy: Shagging Pheobe Cates while watching an extended cut of The Goonies. Damn~ Actually, just being able to find a girlfriend is a pretty reasonable fantasy.

sign: Turn left.

makes me sad: Smart and attractive girls who date complete assholes for boyfriends (which end up treating them like shit) instead of me (who would treat them as if the world was made for them). Oh, and dead puppies. 8(

crush: Girls who have bigger brains than their tits, but big tits and big brains are a good combo.