age: 32 (Jul 04, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2008
occupation: 007 Meets Barney Fife
i lost my virginity: To your Mom and her sister when I was the pizza boy.
stats: 6'2" Blue eyes Shaved Head (blonde) Athletic
crush: SG Girls
makes me happy: Running in circles chasing my tail
makes me sad: Unused Bullets
into: Monday Night Football Taco Tuesdays Wednesday Hump Night Thursday 1 more days Fucked up Fridays Saturday I spend time with your mom Sunday ...... I rest
sign: Cancer
most humbling moment: Being shot at in Iraq.
gets me hot: You , you sexy thing. You had better not be a dude. You are! Why the &$#@ are you looking at my profile.... Jeez...Sorry about that even gay dudes think I'm hot....Now .... where were we? Oh, yeah what gets me hot....YOU.
fantasy: Blasting into outer space where I start my own colony on planet Badermast with nothing but angry, sexy, independent, SG girls that want to have an orgy with me. But because I am of such high moral character I resist until the day I die......Naw I do it.
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Working nights can turn a person into an insomniac, you walk around in a perpetual dream state thinking your asleep when your awake and awake when your asleep. Dreams aren't as cool when your living them.
I've been whistling a tune lately.... the one from Kill Bil that the nurse is humming as she goes to kill....
I wonder why that tune, does working nights bring out the black comedian in me? After reading this post I woudl guess not.
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