Consonentally Challenged
I am America.
Easily enticed.
Always entitled.
Obese, and Aderol addicted, I use Aerosols.
I’m against illegal Immigration.
I’m Educated, or “Equivalent”.
If I’m ever opposed, if I ain't always appeased, enabled,
Afforded every imaginable Opportunity,
All Appropriations,
Allowances and Allocations,
Everyone's undivided Attention, and unadulterated Obedience.
Omnicient Access unobstructed…
Oh, and an Office.
An elegant, ergonomically accommodating, Office,
In an affluent urban Area,
Allowing, encouraging, and efficiently assuring,
Efficacious Application absolutely,
Of an even Absorption and equilateral Internalization,
Of an ever-adequate Influx
Of Information, Advertisments,
Anecdotes, and Analogys.
I'll angrily initiate an auto-implosion Apparatus,
Opening an Arsenal.
Unleashing an ARMY of Aliens,
(opportunistic, olfactorally offensive, Eyeball extraction, and Asshole Excavation/obliteration Experts,) of unbeknown Origins indeed,
Instantaneously, and inexplicably,
Intertwining our Identities,
Indefinitely, and inextricably,
In infinite apocalyptic Upheaval,
Intentionally actualizing and expediting,
Our inevitable and absolute Extinction.
Consonentally Challenged
I am America.
Easily enticed.
Always entitled.
Obese, and Aderol addicted, I use Aerosols.
I’m against illegal Immigration.
I’m Educated, or “Equivalent”.
If I’m ever opposed, if I ain't always appeased, enabled,
Afforded every imaginable Opportunity,
All Appropriations,
Allowances and Allocations,
Everyone's undivided Attention, and unadulterated Obedience.
Omnicient Access unobstructed…
Oh, and an Office.
An elegant, ergonomically accommodating, Office,
In an affluent urban Area,
Allowing, encouraging, and efficiently assuring,
Efficacious Application absolutely,
Of an even Absorption and equilateral Internalization,
Of an ever-adequate Influx
Of Information, Advertisments,
Anecdotes, and Analogys.
I'll angrily initiate an auto-implosion Apparatus,
Opening an Arsenal.
Unleashing an ARMY of Aliens,
(opportunistic, olfactorally offensive, Eyeball extraction, and Asshole Excavation/obliteration Experts,) of unbeknown Origins indeed,
Instantaneously, and inexplicably,
Intertwining our Identities,
Indefinitely, and inextricably,
In infinite apocalyptic Upheaval,
Intentionally actualizing and expediting,
Our inevitable and absolute Extinction.
I am America.
Easily enticed.
Always entitled.
Obese, and Aderol addicted, I use Aerosols.
I’m against illegal Immigration.
I’m Educated, or “Equivalent”.
If I’m ever opposed, if I ain't always appeased, enabled,
Afforded every imaginable Opportunity,
All Appropriations,
Allowances and Allocations,
Everyone's undivided Attention, and unadulterated Obedience.
Omnicient Access unobstructed…
Oh, and an Office.
An elegant, ergonomically accommodating, Office,
In an affluent urban Area,
Allowing, encouraging, and efficiently assuring,
Efficacious Application absolutely,
Of an even Absorption and equilateral Internalization,
Of an ever-adequate Influx
Of Information, Advertisments,
Anecdotes, and Analogys.
I'll angrily initiate an auto-implosion Apparatus,
Opening an Arsenal.
Unleashing an ARMY of Aliens,
(opportunistic, olfactorally offensive, Eyeball extraction, and Asshole Excavation/obliteration Experts,) of unbeknown Origins indeed,
Instantaneously, and inexplicably,
Intertwining our Identities,
Indefinitely, and inextricably,
In infinite apocalyptic Upheaval,
Intentionally actualizing and expediting,
Our inevitable and absolute Extinction.