age: 29 (Aug 17, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: I change the urinal mints at the local Shell Station... they.. uh.. don't pay me though... mainly I just sit on the street corner with a bucket of rocks, throwing them at people and hollering obscenities...

body mods: Karate-Chop Action, Kung Fu Grip, Amazing Extending Wang-o-tron. Batteries not included.

stats: Rock hard pasty abs washerboard style... glistening in the sun!

sign: Let him who hath understanding reckon the number ofthe beast

i lost my virginity: in a freak cucumber cart accident at Neverland Ranch

most humbling moment: See "I Lost My Virginity"

makes me happy: When people make it this far and are still reading my profile. Also Sexual Healing. Tu madre en mi cama!

into: Rockin' out hardcore style, photography, sleep, VH1 Classic, Lawn Gnomes, Willy Wonka, Alice Cooper, Weezer, Devo, James Taylor, Live, The Nuge, Maddox's Website, doing the funky chicken, Mexican Beer, Brown Ale, 1964-1970 Model Chevys, Billy Joel, Weird Al, bathing, drinking water, eating food, sex, Mexican food, Kung Fu movies, backpacking, petting fluffy fuzzy animals

makes me sad: Jar Jar Binks, fuckmos, skinny-dipping in molten hot MAGMA, "Pop Music," being kicked in the balls, prostate exams, pseudo-intellectuals

gets me hot: Listening to Hendrix, fire... heat... skin.. egyptian musk.. the stars.. and touching my weasel.. that always works.. ah.. ah.. SPLOOGE!