gender: SG

age: 27 (Jan 30, 1983)

occupation: wannabe writer / will be makeup artist / bikini chatter.

sign: Aquarius.

most humbling moment: Moving back into moms for about a year.

makes me sad: misdirected hostility, Requiem for a Dream, cramps, panic attacks and bad sushi.

stats: wtf does that even mean?

gets me hot: tattoos, bald heads, accents, wit and common decency.

makes me happy: anything horror, road trips, writing a good story, reading Stephen King, dark comedies, sarcasm, good music, silly rap songs, 3D movies, driving, Coast 2 Coast, generic slim fast, taking pictures, long walks and more than anything - my boyfriend. Oh and PayPal Donations! littlemissmardipants@yahoo.com

body mods: 10 tattoos. 4 ears. 1 lip. ex brow ex naval ex double tongue I think I'll pierce my nose next.

i lost my virginity: on the beach, at sunset, during a light rain. ... and then a bum walked up and caught us. Seriously.

crush: Tyson fucken Raymer.

into: I smoke... I drank... I'm supposed to stop but I cant. I'm a dawg, I love hoes & I'm addicted to money, cars and clothes. However, I probably won't crank that Soulja Boy. "I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."