"I'd suck on your titties"

"Bailey stole my heart in September of 2002. Since the day I met her she's been my favorite SG. A great friend and a kindred spirit. No one even comes close to her. I love her completely."

"She is a tough chick!"

"Someone once said Bailey looks hot in a suit. I agree wholeheartedly."

"strangely, everytime the big dig collapses or makes the news I think of you:

in a bandanna
cursing
distracted
and flipping off every person in boston

while you:

take the time to point out every artistic structure within the horizon in an effort to prove why i'm from backwards hill country and should in fact abandon my possesions and move as far north as possible
tell me four drinking stories at once (and a few fun stories about sid too )
invent ways of using expletives that george carlin hasn't even thought of
and somehow manage to get cuter the angrier you get at having to drive even if we were in "The Best Gawd Dyam City in Americah"."

"Bailey kicks ass and bangs its wives in front of them."

"Bailey has some awesome sets. Hell, she hooked me years ago when my friend showed me a few of her sets. Keep up the great work!"

"bailey tought me too enjoi life , drink a beer , but beware of the drunkretardation mode humans are suseptible too, and fuck off fake offs"

"I GOT MY ROD INMY hand and i cant see you"

"Bailey was the first to ever comment on my blogs...,I have a special love for Bailey....and shes a hottie..so that helps tooo"

"Bailey is a pro! On a website with way too many “models” I would definitely say that Bailey is one of the few that deserves the title “Suicide Girl”"

"Bailey was the first person here to friend/add me. It's like she doesn't know she's beautiful. That's how "normal" and cool she is."