gender: SG
age: 99 (Aug 02, 1913)
occupation: drinking coffee and making shit.
heroes: Anyone who stands for anything great and isn't an asshole
makes me happy: Gay men. Handwritten letters. Black Coffee. New York. A good sense of humour. Grandparents. Intelligence.
gets me hot: The proper use of contractions. Being independent. Having a savings account. Vintage muscle cars.
makes me sad: Conservative politics. People who force their views on others. How necessary money is sometimes. "Text" typing in e-mail/online messages. Scratch that, "text" typing in general (yes, even in text messages). When people refer to tattoos as "ink" or "tatts."
into: Loud Music. Wearing too much black. Vegan cookies. Religious iconography. Sarcasm. Impeccable wit. Used book stores. Socialist Feminism. Spontaneity. Innocence. Love.
I had every intention of starting this morning with a cup of coffee, P90X, and maybe write some more words for my book. But after waking up to plaster from my ceiling on the living room floor and a phone call explaining a "joke status" that went over my head, I have spent the bulk of my morning on the computer trying to sort out messes. I did, however, make myself coffee and put in a load of laundry into the washer. So I guess it ain't all that bad
So guess what? I'm actually going to be offering a limited edition print.

This photo (taken by Dwam) is an outtake from our "Bride of One Night" set. I'm only going to print a handful of these images, and once they're sold out, that's it. No more. Finito. Here are the specs:
-prints will be 8x10 (if you really want a different size, contact me for pricing)
-prints will cost $25. That cost includes domestic shipping and handling charges. If you live internationally, contact me with an address so that I can check in with the post office to see how much shipping will be.
-Prints will be signed and numbered on the back.
If you're interested, message me through here. I'm taking pre-orders through this week and weekend.
Gah. Where does time go?!
Be well, loves!
Things to check out:
The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction (Issue Eight) (houses my first published short story)
My website (new)




















