gender: SG
age: 27 (Sep 26, 1984)
occupation: Sexy Music teacher and Model. woo woo
heroes: Wonder woman and my best buddie Nikki "get your cunt out!!!!"
makes me happy: tearing flesh off of my kidnapped victims, I still have the videos,
stats: 24. Live in Essex. Can suck my big right toe.
sign: A very undecisive Libra.
crush: I hit someone last night driving home drunk from church
gets me hot: walking on hot coles, fire and brimstone too. I had previously been to hell a couple of years ago, that was quite toasty! I sat down on a flaming butt plug and had a wail of a time! I haven't been able to poop since... suppose that's what you call selling your arse to the devil.
into: Anything sinister and playing guitar. My latest sex toy has been Henry the Hoover. Now I know why men use it!!
fantasy: People doing back to me what I have done to them. Please, please, please!!!
makes me sad: that no one has assinated bush, people who put other people down to satisfy themselves. Negativity.
most humbling moment: When I realised I was a man
We pissed our little panties when we found out a day after our release that we were going to have our video featured on the front page of NME. It's a big thing considering we are complete unknowns. (Yeehhaa grandmaaa!)
I am the proud guitarist of an all girl group in London called The Courtesans. We're on the more commerical side of the music industry, we are passionate about music and have been lurking around the music scene for years as backing singers, band members, tour staff blah blah, at the end of last year we came together to create havoc in the studio. A lot of people are just going to see the boobies and think 'Hmmm, bloody attention seekers.' They are right. Tits out, jazz hands, the whole shebang, the lot. Most of the music has been written and produced by us too. Yeah, we're total tech boffs! Not. But we don't do too bad on the ol' mixdown... (we're still learning). We've nearly finished writing and producing all the tracks.
We hope everyone at Suicide Girls will be entertained by us and get hard-ons... or get clit-ons? and ear-ons? I'm just trying to say it's time to get it on y'all
Visit us on: http://www.nme.com/nme-video/the-courtesans---venus-in-furs-nsfw/1424636568001
Support will be massively appreciated... Only if you like us. Love and kisses to all your pink parts (or blue for some).
Saffy.





























