Monday Dec 15, 2003

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boys, look no further.

the best gift that a man can give a woman is



weaponry.

happy birthday to me.
thanks, baby.

p.s. and before any of you patronizing fuckers ask me if i know how to use them, let it be known that i can hit a man's belly from twenty feet away with no problem.
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vambot5:
some ninja you are. starting with a star? anyone can throw one of those. you're supposed to start with single-tipped shuriken until you master it, then dual-edged, eventually working your way up to the star.

but admittedly, ninja babes == HOTT. if only you were a cyborg.
mister_x:
now what you need is the zombie survival guide. it may save your life.

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