BEING THE LIFE OF a perspicacious little blonde autodidact temporarily situated in beautiful North Cackalacky, livin' la vida académica. SWOON at her stick figure self-portraits! GASP at her erudition and charm! LAUGH at her idiotic, self-deprecating sense of humor! STARE IN PUZZLED BOREDOM at her repeated little excited monologues about the modern Mesoamerican indigenous experience and/or genre fiction as an instrument of cultural tyranny!