gender: SG

age: 26 (Aug 23, 1985)

occupation: Curtis E. Jew, The Courtesy Jew

i lost my virginity: ...not with a bang, but a whimper.

crush: escape

body mods: My scarification says "ardeo" which means "I burn" in Latin.

makes me happy: Roller coasters, soap bubbles, sushi, pink lemonade, expectationless thoughtfulness.

makes me sad: The Family Circus, Reality TV, Arkansas.

sign: DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

stats: girlbot, cybernetic Franken-eels for boobs, Japanese major

into: Being back from the dead.

fantasy: A life at sea.

gets me hot: Flattery. Tell me I am special, tell me I am pretty.