so if i put eyes on my checkbook and a moustache tattoo, everything will be better? awesome!
for someone who just got mugged, you have a great upbeat attitude.

ill be sure to check out the Two Cows vid.

gah i miss your blogs
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I'm a "whiskers is sleeping" fan myself. That was some funny stuff.

Congrats on the promotion.

Woot!
Grats!!

nobody gets my humer either it's a little dry... like triscuits

course i member you! i think i played you some coheed
and you were with lexie i forget what you two were dressed as though
i know you were cute though!

I like-a-the serious entry. Couldn't make it all the way through without at least one Jack Handy-ism though.

Good to hear 'bout the promotion. I never realized untill I read that, but I've never gotten a promotion either. I guess I can't say "either" since you just got one but like, damn... I gotta stay at a job for more than a year soon.

Don't get me wrong, I do love the Auschwitz one, there is just something extra funny to me about the fact that the mouse is named whiskers. Also, when I first saw the stillshot of the video, I thought it was this music video. It sort of looked like the dinosaur hoodie she's wearing. I was going to be all impressed because I actually know this girl. We went to the same college and hung out a couple times.

Hi...

Congratulations on your promotion; I've never been promoted to anything before, but that's because I've never had a job conducive to such a thing. I have problems with authority, so I do best when I work for/by myself. The downside is you deprive yourself of the pleasure of being promoted, doing less work for more money, and getting to feel superior to others. Damn, the man gets you down even when you try to stick it to him.

I heard about your phone/money thing on MySpace but not to the extent you explained here, that's shitty. Someone borrowed my motorcycle last year and has yet to return it. I wish they would because I've been missing it a lot lately

Did you let coke lady borrow your phone? See, some sketchy looking guy asked to borrow mine at the MAX stop last night, and he scoffed at me when I said no. I'm sorry Mr. Sketchy Guy, but I paid $600 for this phone, and I don't care if you're the King of Sketchytown, it's not leaving my grasp. Maybe if I had one of those cheap prepaid phones then you could gladly use it.

I might do just that. I wouldn't advertise the service, because I'm not a public telephone, but if they asked I would tell them all about it like I'm telling you now, and they would be kind of weirded out by the story and move on to the next guy. So, maybe I should just tell them the story, not not get the phone after all? Then I won't feel so bad.

Your tattoos do look like paintings, which for the jelly especially I think looks really cool. It's one of my favs and I even showed it to Jocelynn once because she is a fellow lover of sea things, jellies especially.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go put eyes on more things. I've already done Jesus, burn victims, and my nihilistic view of life, devoid of meaning and happiness, and it fixed them all!

Not trying to hate, but the cavemen would probably kill you. Because that's how they work out their differences. What would be col is if you went back in time and bet on sporting events, ala Biff.

Yo, hey. What's good? I haven't been around in a minute.

*on a journey to Tibet, I go*

You haven't been around for a while, and your MySpace is gone, and I'm hoping we haven't lost you to the void again. Which would make me sad, because how do you fix losing someone to the void with eyes? My usual approach would not work here.

Also, it's June. Since you said you were visiting in June, but didn't specify a year I'm gonna assume it's this one? I still need to see your typewriter, and what you've written with it. If not you can make it up to me by updating your journal (not really, but it'd be nice!)