gender: SG

age: 22 (Dec 28, 1986)

occupation: poop inspector

heroes: Harry Potter

makes me happy: gidget my puppy and self medicating

crush: gordon ramsey

gets me hot: my vibrator is the most efficient at getting me hot

i lost my virginity: to a cucumber

makes me sad: small penises, wal mart, mormons, republicans, anal leakage, mole people, warren jeffs, watching animal cops, tyra banks

into: boobies, puppies, alcohol, lesbians, butt sex, picking my nose, pointing and laughing at others, discussing famous people's private lives, smugly acting intelectual

most humbling moment: one time i was so drunk i peed on the floor in front of my friends. if that wont humble u nothing will

fantasy: gordon ramsey comes over cooks me dinner then i cook for him and he says its discusting and horrible. then he calls me a bad cook, then he calls me a bad girl. then he spanks me with a spatula. mmmmm thats hot

body mods: boob job