gender: SG

age: 26 (Dec 28, 1986)

occupation: poop inspector

gets me hot: my vibrator is the most efficient at getting me hot

i lost my virginity: to a cucumber

heroes: Harry Potter

makes me happy: gidget my puppy and self medicating

sign: capricorn

fantasy: gordon ramsey comes over cooks me dinner then i cook for him and he says its discusting and horrible. then he calls me a bad cook, then he calls me a bad girl. then he spanks me with a spatula. mmmmm thats hot

into: boobies, puppies, alcohol, lesbians, butt sex, picking my nose, pointing and laughing at others, discussing famous people's private lives, smugly acting intelectual

most humbling moment: one time i was so drunk i peed on the floor in front of my friends. if that wont humble u nothing will

crush: gordon ramsey

body mods: boob job