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silversoul7

silversoul7

Portland, OR
January 2008

OCT 11, 2009 10:42 PM

Looking At Breasts is Healthy

10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.


"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.



Thank you ladies for extending my life as well as enhancing it. kiss

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LazarusCries

LazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

OCT 12, 2009 12:15 AM

Hmm, so I get a 36 hour workout everyday.

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

OCT 12, 2009 12:25 AM

Thread title edited. Only newswire articles get the "NEWS:" prefix, thanks.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

OCT 12, 2009 01:06 AM

I see major book potential here.
PaulNikons Guide to Eternal Life.
Best seller, for sure.

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 12, 2009 01:14 AM

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

OCT 12, 2009 01:24 AM



Wait.
Drinking beer and watching football doesn't make you more intelligent?
Whats next? Cigarettes are bad for you?
Come on, man. Pfft.whatever

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

OCT 12, 2009 05:40 AM

Crap. Not the answer I wanted.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

OCT 12, 2009 06:08 AM

DAMN YOU INTERNETS FOR GIVETHING AND THEN TAKETHING AWAAAAAAAY!

Heigai

Heigai

Columbus, OH
May 2004

OCT 12, 2009 11:33 AM

PaulNikon said:
Crap. Not the answer I wanted.



Dude, if this were true, you'd weigh about five pounds and your pulse would be 2/1 or something.

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