About Me

Ymonster is a rotten bastard. Ask anyone... you can't trust carny folk.

age: 36 (Mar 22, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2003

occupation: Tattoo Artist, future serial killer, Black Eye Specialist

sign: Water Rat

i lost my virginity: While watching television. I believe it was Jeopardy.

stats: Twin, former somnabulist,

fantasy: For the whole world to have one throat... with my hands around it.

crush: Crush videos are sick.