zombievengence

All right an update. Yesterday was a very interesting day, soo interesting I wish more days were like it. The day started out like any other, I get up, eat breakfast, brush my teeth, go to school the usual shit you do to kick off your day. First, I run into a friend of a friend and we chat for a bit. After my Irish history class, I go to the bus stop and see a really hot girl and was compleately drawn to her. If I like her thers probably something wrong with her like she's obsessed with her ex bf, is sucidal, is already taken, would try to make me a metro sexual ect. . . How fucking weak of me. Then I had a job interview that day (the second interview, I had the first one the day before and it went well) and hopefully I will get the job so I can finally quit my current job. My roommates put in a good word for me because they work at the place too. Then later I go and see Napalm Death and ran into some interesting people. First I saw that young chick who had the hots for me and nearly destroyed my firendship with my friend Dan at the show and I was kind of an ass hole to her, infering to her with my very curt answers that I wanted to be left alone. At least the mid summers encounter with her healed and stregthened a brused ego harmed by the stupid girl, meh! Women when will they ever learn. Any ways The under aged chick leaves, I ripped on the opening bands, because they suck and pay me a dollar an hour to mow my lawn and should be destroyed, and had a good laugh. Then Napalm Death took the stage, after some technical difficulties, and destroyed the place. The only negative thing was that the neo nazis were small in # and the ones in attendance didn't give much of a reaction when they played Nazi Punks Fuck Off. Then when I was leaving (I didnt feel like sticking around for Obituary) I ran into my friend Dustin and chatted with him for a bit. He siad that he saw me at a bus stop a few weeks ago and tried yelling at me. I told him that I usually wear headphones when out in public and the best way to get my attention is to throw something at me. So remember kids, if you see me in public and shouting at me doesnt work, just throw something at me, but make sure it isnt something like a rock, I don't want a reason to kick your ass. Then I walk to the bus stop and some little guy comes up to me and claims to be a better magician than David Blain and David Copperfield or who ever the hell the famous television magician guys are but the only trick this guy could do was some lame card tricks. Hell he couldent even bury himself underground for a month and resurface alive. He was probably trying to hustle me, I ignored him and he left. Then the bus shows up, I get on and I sit down. This old lady seated near the front of the bus follows me and sits in the seat infront of me and is staring at me. I'm thinking "Oh shit, I'm going to get some sort of 'accept Jesus'" speech because the shirt I am wearing has an inverted Baphemot pentagram on it. The lady says to me "you remind me of a friend I knew". Whew releif. Nothing else happened. Then I get home and watch Baseketball and go to bed.

1a) Did you read my story?
1b) If yes prove it.
2) If you could name a hurricain what would you name it?
3) What is the most fucked up thing you've seen in person.

my answers
1a&b) Of course I fucking wrote it!
2) hmmmm, hurricain shit stain!
3) hmmmm, a car crash that killed some one infront of my apartment, and some guy beating his teenage daughter in the parking lot of Yosemity National Park