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I've met my future wife - alright, perhaps not so much met as become enamored with silently and anonymously and without any potential of future interaction whatsoever. But she's the one, I swear it - and you may have even heard of her: essayist and vocal personality Sarah Vowell, author of Assasination Vacation (which I just read).

You've heard her voice before, or at least...
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lackluster:
yeah! and shes an historian!!!!!
propernoun:
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I was at Bar Sinister (in Hollywood) last night and - you know Aqua Teen Hunger Force? The talking food show? Well Carl, the neighbor with the wifebeater and hairy shoulders, gold chain and bald head - he was there. And true to Carl's form, he spent the entire evening in the fetish room gazing at chunky sausage girls wrapped in black latex getting their...
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uns0uled:
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Zoetrope's Restroom:

To understand the project you have to first know that my first childhood career ambition (which was briefly followed by 'psychologist' because of my fascination with Ludwig Von Drake - short lived) was to design amusement park attractions. This may have been abandoned once I was old enough to realize I would never master engineering skills due to my complete lack of mathematical...
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anja:
I have the sudden urge to do the time warp in what sounds like the loveliest bathroom of all time.
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Did anyone notice the fact that the teenage kid from Nip/Tuck - the one that's supposed to be cute - looks kinda like Michael Jackson's freaky current incarnation/deformation?

Anyway, Showcase came and went, the video played... I think it went well. I'm not really sure. A few people clapped, but only a few out of 500. I don't know if other films got more applause...
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So, this Saturday 22nd - if you live anywhere near Long Beach then you should very much come to our Spring Film Showcase at Cal State Long Beach. It's at the Carpenter Performing Arts Center at 8pm.

One of my films will be in the showcase - it's a music video for the Elusory - the single 'Servants of the Machine.' It has goth girls...
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I have an annual pass for Disneyland and live about 15 minutes from it - so today, when there was almost no one there, I went to zee California Adventure and rode the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.

So

Fucking

Cool

Rode it twice in a row and can't wait to go do it again. Coolest spooky ride ever.
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My brief eating disorder seems to have passed - I am no longer overeating as if I had a tapeworm. Unfortunately I'm starting to get a little squijie around the edges. For the first time in my life my 30 waist pants are no longer loose on me. I'm not at all comfortable with this. But way too fucking lazy to exercise. I preferred how...
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So I have an all new weird tic: I'm overeating. Really. Me. Every day, I eat what should be three meals in one sitting - sometimes more. And then later I'm still hungry. This happens every day. I don't know why. I don't exercise or ride my bike like I used to... You would think I'm going through a growth spurt, but I'm 24. Too...
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anja:
I looked up that Animal Rescue Team, and they just opened one in Long Beach last month, so its looking good. As soon as we secure an apartment I'll be calling. They have sooo many cute cats. I just can't decide if one or two would be better, considering its a small, small apartment. Thanks again.
anja:
i need a ride to dungeon this saturday? know anyone who's going? want to meet me there or something?
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Suddenly I have a mohawk. Needed a haircut before we went out to Hollywood - not enough time to get someone to do it proper - so I just grabbed some clippers and went crazy. They say it doesn't look too bad. What's unfortunate is that I don't really like any of the musical subgenres associated with mohawks traditionally. Maybe I'll lie and say it's...
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zoenecrosis:
Well, naturally I was joking. I think it's silly when people make any kind of valuative reference to their ancestry, whatever it may be. I'm not even descendant of the mohawks or whatever nation had such a hairstyle. Hence the joke. biggrin

There is one kind-of pic of me in my pics section (the one where I'm sweeping hair in my undies) but you can't really see it since it's profile. I'll have to ask my roomie to take a pic of me.
devilsplum:
I knew you were joking about meaning it,..it's so hard to hear a "voice' on here. Tone is everything for conversation. I was really just making a joke myself about the people who do that, guess I wasn't too successful huh?
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I'm reading a neat book. Here's an excerpt:

Centuries ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds...
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pinupluver:
i have been looking for a new book to read i think i may try that one out
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The days will rally, wreathing
Their crazy Tarantelle
And you must go on breathing
But I'll be safe in Hell...

-Dotty Parker
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I found in my wallet a collection of favorite cookie fortunes:

People who expect nothing will never be disappointed.

In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare.

A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody.

Ignorance never settles a question.

The sun is new each day.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

An empty stomach is...
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