zeroburritos

wow, it's been a strange week. i met a boy and decided to elope, then he annoyed me on a way back from the weddin chapel so i decided i had to murder him. i left him in the garbage at a service station and guess what? the boy who filled my gas tank was the most amazingly tanned sandy blonde creature i've ever seen - i think i'm in so i gave him my number and told him to call me up, keep me company and all, being that i'm a widower now and need it.

yah. it's been a weird week.

canada smells funny, but i am enjoying the comforts that are my childhood...that and good canadian beer. oh ya *cracks open a cold one*