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AH yes another day another dollar. Working at the same job for 8 years can make any man tired. I've been sick for damn almost 2 weeks. Damn sinuses. Whent to the doctor and they gave me a shot in the ass. OUCH!!!!!!!! lol A ass full of medician makes the sinuses go down, the sinuses go down, the sinuses go down. So right now...
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lenoredoll:
Damn, it's been a while for me too. School has been keeping my busy cause I can't just pick an easy major... Cool to hear you're getting your piliots license. Large machanical objects in the air are hot and so is that bull tattoo.

I see the doctor did end up touching you in your bikini area. hehe.

Hope you're feeling better!
lenoredoll:
Ohhh, my fav. word finds are kind where you they don't give you a list of the words, the words are boxed in, none of them overlap, and every letter in the find is part of a word. Damn, that sounds complicated, but if you've played it, you know what I mean. I've only seen them in Penny Press word finds.

As for your riddle, I'm not sure. Is it tomorrow?

In my riddle game, I'm stuck on level 19. The clues are: save, money, it. Whatever that is, I need to find the opposite of that. I figure it's a bank, but I don't know what the opposite of a bank is.

Always good to hear from you. biggrin
Jess
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Okay finally i got some other pics of myself on this site. It only took me a year but i did it. I would write more for write now but i'm tired and got to be at work in a few. I will leave you all with a joke though.....
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could...
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demolitionkitten:
have you gotten bigger? you been working out or something, joe? I really wanted to see photos of creepy house too. did you take any?

was your hair always like that or were you wearing a hat when we hung out? looking lovely as always in any case, mister.
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damn its been once again a long time. Thanks to the beautiful demolitionkitty, I said sg holy shit i almost forgot. HMm what is the sg army up to these days? I'm going to up date my pics shortly. Oh another thing that has happened resently.... The house i live in was built in 1910 it was built for a preacher and his daughter. The...
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demolitionkitten:
good job updating those pics, joe.
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Went to a friends wedding today. It was very nice. She had set it up at the New Daisy, wich is one of memphis main venues. It was a rock and roll wedding it was so bad ass. We got to play white wedding, follow by a tomahawk song. Bad assness. Well enough of my dribble here is anothe joke to put a smile on...
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spacey:
hey stranger. where are you?! you get a joke if ya come back!!!
xosmile
jovanka:
I will make my own movies some day. When I'm not so busy with the magazine. Thanks for the e-mail.
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Hello everyone. Started listning to The Wall I had forgot how good it is. I'm going to be sent to Mexico for a week soon. Its going to be pretty cool except for I'm going cause its job related. No time for fun. Here is my joke of the day.. Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he...
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spacey:
how do you make a hormone?
kick her in the guts.....
xosmile
eyesofatragedy:
its hard to give him the benefit of the doubt when he had given up on me.. especially after i repeatedly told him i would never give up on him.. it just hurts..
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Today was another example of Same old shit different day. That never stopped me from trying to put a smile on someone elses face though. So I hope that you enjoy alittle adult humor.. There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to his parents room. When he...
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demolitionkitten:
ha! That was great, thanks.


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Wow! What a day. We had a show tonight and that was really fun. Man I was promoted at work from team leader to Quality control, I have athority over the supervisors. So bad ass hehehehe. But enough of the small talk its time for a joke.... A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his
regular table, he notices a gorgeous...
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deviance191x:
awww thanks blush

nice musical selection smile

-->deviance
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Man its been along time. I hope everyone is doing alright. I'm actually going to start taking classes to be a piolet. ITs going to be sweet. I've also in the brink of start yet another band, we don't have a name yet but I think its going to work out all right. well anyways here is the joke of the day.....The complaint:

Ms.B.Haven;

I,...
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lenoredoll:
Aww! I was in a bad self loathing mood until I read your message. Thanks sweetie biggrin kiss

Good luck with the new band!
demolitionkitten:
you're going to be a pilot? that's so cool. I want to learn to fly power parachutes.

so what else is up, Joe? I might try to get back that way this summer!
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damn its been forever since i've written anyone, sorry been so ingulfed with my shitty home life hehe. Its all good cause what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. here is one of my jokes of the day: A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really...
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bluefreak:
hell-o my minion of darkness. yeah a shitty home life will keep ya frm chatting belive me i know. if ya ever need a good listener im always around. take care


bok
knine:
hrmmm
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hello everyone! I've been out and about for awhile. I got another promotion at work and my home life is some shit but everything seems to be working. Here is the joke of the day. There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The...
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knine:
haaha
farceprophet:
ahh the joys of being a fedex teamleader.