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chop13:
"Cemetery Man" dreams?
oryon:
hope you enjoy our fair city

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nothinghere:
Like catsup?
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let's pretend we don't exist.

One thing I miss the most about Chicago? Missed Connections on craigslist. Sure. Rochester has 'missed connections,' but they are all based around fucking wal marts and wegmans (that was not a knock to wegmans. one of the pluses to being back here, actually).

I wish it were May so I could be in Chicago and out of the the...
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I'm macrobiotic.

a friend's cat scratched my eye last night and sliced my contact in half. I drove home with toilet paper taped on my eye like some broke-down pirate. I had a hard time stopping myself from looking into my rearview mirror. I wanted to fuck me so bad.


If you had a clone of yourself at your disposal, would you fuck yourself?

If...
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chazgasm:
ill pass on doing myself tongue
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Pop quiz, hot shot: what shape is a vagina?

Answer: Potential Space.
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hellomrworld:
Its a lovely flower .. some are diff then others ...
coyotemike:
Happy Shape.
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trocc:
looking good, girlfriend... looking real good. smile
hellomrworld:
I think I would talk film on a sex line too
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I had a dream last night. Mutilated bodies and a serial killer on the loose at camp. Ending in a kitchen with me getting off on my friend giving some cook a blow job (I could feel the sensations, dig?) and the entire crew of cooks making fun of my granny panties. I woke up in the middle of my granny pantie defense. Which was...
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winter_davis:
I'm with you - I love all panties equally, granny panties included!
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fuckin "gentle" laxative tea.


Smooth move my ass.
deadboy27:
wtf haha. ARRR!!! i dont know what a pirate has to do with this.
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oryon:
Gotta love serial killers with a heart of gold
trocc:
i definitely will. we're only like 4 episodes in and i already have a budding crush on both Julie Benz and Jennifer Carpenter, so the show's doing alright by me. wink
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Warning. Stupid rant to follow. Kinda nonsensical.

dear dudes and such.


"MA application status
Accepted"


Oh my fucking god. Dudes. I got accepted into University of Amsterdam's Film Studies MA program for Fall '08.


Dudes. This is fucking incredible.

Now... can I afford it....

HOLY FUCK I AM SHRIEKING LIKE A BITCH WITH A SKINNED KNEE


Touch me. I'm dick.

therese. T ma fuckin rez....
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trocc:
biggrin love

fucking awesome. celebrate well, girlfriend. kiss
deadboy27:
congrats on your next adventure....dont shit your pants 2 weeks after you get there.