yulia

So... this me trying to be witty whilst sleep-deprived and uber-stressed:

Scene. Roommate pulls fish sticks out of the oven for her lunch.
me: "You like fish sticks!"
her: "Yup!"
me: "You like to put them in your mouth!"
her: "Yes, yes I do."
me: "You're a gay fish! ...wait. Umm, you're a straight fish? BREEDER ALERT! ...lousy pop culture joke that doesn't work on our half of the population."