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To put this blog in context, I'll sit through almost any form of filmed entertainment no matter how dreadful. Before tonight, the last movie I walked out of was VAN HELSING. That is, until EAGLE EYE.

Even after six shots of vodka on an empty stomach and several beers, Shia's killer computer movie was unbearable. If you've seen it, you have my sympathy. If you haven't, avoid it like the plague.

I need to wash my eyeballs.