If anyone wants to learn a deep, dark secret about me, read my comment to .slate's journal... well, except Slate... you've already been there... in case you get here late or i don't update, it's the one for the 20th. It's totally juicy.
Some ex-hippie last night read my palm, as he dongerously swayed and spit in my face in his drunken stupor. [someone just drove by my house blasting Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol] He told me, basically, I'm never going to be happy in life or in love. I'm very creative, but i'm going to get stuck in a job that's not. I'm going to divorce and remarry and go through an incredibly depressing "as us males call it" midlife crisis around 48. Bleh. I put absolutely no stock in palm readings because you can't change them. At least with tarot and other stuff, it's not set in stone, and it's all like "if you don't change what you're doing THIS will happen". Palms aren't flexible like that. If your palm says you die at 30, then, according to IT, no amount of healthy lifestyle changes will change that. Does that make sense? I hope so. I also heard him slur that he could give someone a ride home, so he was incredibly stupid as well.
I reccomend that everyone get some potatoes, cut them up into fries, dip them in eggs (or vegan substitute), batter them in flour, pepper and seasoned salt and fry them til they're all crispy. I experimented with food last night. Thems were some good eatin'.
Jonny doesn't get off work until midnight... and it's 9 now... I'm lonely... I'm going to get crafty while i wait. Mebbe make some patches for my pants.
Just played Dance Dance Revolution for an hour at the mall. Rock and roll.
Some ex-hippie last night read my palm, as he dongerously swayed and spit in my face in his drunken stupor. [someone just drove by my house blasting Dancing With Myself by Billy Idol] He told me, basically, I'm never going to be happy in life or in love. I'm very creative, but i'm going to get stuck in a job that's not. I'm going to divorce and remarry and go through an incredibly depressing "as us males call it" midlife crisis around 48. Bleh. I put absolutely no stock in palm readings because you can't change them. At least with tarot and other stuff, it's not set in stone, and it's all like "if you don't change what you're doing THIS will happen". Palms aren't flexible like that. If your palm says you die at 30, then, according to IT, no amount of healthy lifestyle changes will change that. Does that make sense? I hope so. I also heard him slur that he could give someone a ride home, so he was incredibly stupid as well.
I reccomend that everyone get some potatoes, cut them up into fries, dip them in eggs (or vegan substitute), batter them in flour, pepper and seasoned salt and fry them til they're all crispy. I experimented with food last night. Thems were some good eatin'.
Jonny doesn't get off work until midnight... and it's 9 now... I'm lonely... I'm going to get crafty while i wait. Mebbe make some patches for my pants.
Just played Dance Dance Revolution for an hour at the mall. Rock and roll.
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bryn:
oh johnny? he wasnt so incognito. i told him to wear something that made me know it was him, and guess what? he wore a PINK ninja mask. what the fuck? yeah, so needless to say, i had to help dumbass out of a sticky situation, and he bought me a drink afterwards. no more pink for him.
nerdboy2345:
psychics, tarot readers, palm readers, astrologers, its all a bunch of hooey. i dont believe in destiny