xep

I was so moved by Bailey's beautiful bruises that i spent the evening attempting to beat the hell out of myself on the trapeze. i stripped to my skivvies to ensure maximum friction burns and decided to teach myself the neck hang after telling myself for years that i'd never do it. it was almost successful and some nice bodily injury did in fact occur. perhaps pictures will appear later.

now i'm having vegan orgasms - compliments soy delicious cherry nirvana. niam niam niam.