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Saturday Apr 10, 2004

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My brother emailed me this story about my 3 year old nephew. I thought it was hillarious.

"The funniest thing he has done lately was this morning. We were sitting in the recliner together and he said, "look Daddy, I'm stretching my booty!" I looked down and he had the pulled skin of his scrotum in both hands out of his underwear and looked like he was pulling as hard as he could on it. I promptly told him, "stop doing that," and then, having no shame, he insisted "look, isn't that neat," to which I replied trying to stuff in my laughter, "yeah that's real neat. Now you can stop." "

Have a great easter!!! kiss
jokesterinphilly:
Nothing like amazing nature of skin and it's elasticity. I did that once too, of course it was at a bar on my 21st birthday. Oddly enough, the bartenders response was the same as the fathers, except for the whole, here's my number. Now for the gross part...HE was a big bartender!
Apr 10, 2004
lightsneeze:
haha...that's cute...I hope he doesn't end up like my old roommie..."hey..look ya'll...I sat in some gum!!!" apply it to your story...hence...some gum. You have a great easter as well!!! kiss
Apr 10, 2004

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