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Guanine!

Friggin' Amazing.

Meanwhile, I theorize about the nature of Fantasy as a genre.

Vomitorium!

You know people like this, right?

People who may be demanding acceptance for the unacceptable?

Vengeance will be mine...

The Salon article is actually one of the most interesting from my perspective, because of the whole concept of intimacy as applied to an inanimate object. Intimacy is a great goal of human existence, Heirarchy-Of-Needs, even, and by projecting onto an artificial skeleton, it seems to...
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Part of me absolutely loathes the fact that I spent the last week engaged in Orwellian newspeak with regards to advancing up into lower management ranks for the first time evar.

I don't *like* the fact that The Shack wants to have my manbabies. But I will accept it, and milk this job for all it's worth.

Cuz let's face it, when moving to a...
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How's this for some shyt?

I think I'm going to be joinging back up with WoW after this hiatus. I *crave* me some character creation.

Happy Year of the Dog!

Someone, please, make this. The moon may be #1, but space invaders will always have a place in me heart. You know you love it.

Here are some pictures of chinese girls making out. I...
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No one can go back and make a brand new start.

Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

Tonight, I toast to the new ending. We can't predict the future, we can't change the past, but there's no reason to be stuck in either. Today only exists for the moment.

This one goes out to all the forgetful and forgiving. The...
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I've been productive!

I finished Alien Hominid just a few moments ago. I gotta admit, the ending was touching, all those fat kids, and space, and a big tough Hominid bully and a rave at area 51....the game is quite delightful.

I absolutely adore what The Behemoth, the brain trust behind the game, is bringing to the table. They seem to share Nintendo's message that...
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Just finished watching Wedding Crashers for the initial time.

I gotta say, I want to beat the shit out of Owen Wilson's character (whatever the hell his name is). Towards the end, also wanted to pimpslap the hot brunette with the immense maw on her.

It WAS a great movie, filled with happytime and boobs, which is excellent. So don't get the impression that I'm...
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I don't think many people knowabout this yet....

It's like my own private sanctum of pink and gray....

So I can whisper things here in complete confidence....

*pssst* I enjoy Lyrnyrd Skynyrd. Don't tell anyone.

Surprised?

Oh, shit, I think I crapped my pants!

This is crazy and possibly complicated, but you know what? I'm totally stoked for it.

Talking to those considered lost? Watching Foster's (home for imaginary friends)?

Fuck, this NYE rocks, even if I'm going to be exhausted and sick and crazy later.

W00t!