maybe it's just me, but i think it's an awful feeling being awake at 4:30am, hearing the birds chirping outside, still feeling the effects of too much Bacardi O, and refreshing my email every 5 minutes to see if there's anything new.
i lead an exciting life, folks.
i still have people coming up to me and telling me i was funnier than Colin Quinn...
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I collect them.
Well, things with Dinosaurs on them.
Especially Sue.
If I get married,
I am going to be married at the LaBrea Tar Pits.
I've already arranged it.
I even wanted to go to school for Dinosaurs.
You probably did too.
But I don't have the right head
for all the carbon dating math stuff plus,
it was deemed "unpractical" by the Higher-Ups.
And you KNOW how that goes.
So now I just drink a lot.