Oh shit I forgot one
5. When your loved one gets dressed up all sexy and stuff, make her feel as if she is a retard and an idiot for trying to look pretty.
Conversation:
Me: Hey I got on naked stuff for you.
Him: Why do you have on naked stuff?
Me: (um okay not the reaction I wanted) I don't know....
Him: Well, it looks comfortable.
YAY!! Just what every girl wants to hear . She gets dressed up for you and you rebuff her and then go look at naked women on the internet. Score one for the team.
5. When your loved one gets dressed up all sexy and stuff, make her feel as if she is a retard and an idiot for trying to look pretty.
Conversation:
Me: Hey I got on naked stuff for you.
Him: Why do you have on naked stuff?
Me: (um okay not the reaction I wanted) I don't know....
Him: Well, it looks comfortable.
YAY!! Just what every girl wants to hear . She gets dressed up for you and you rebuff her and then go look at naked women on the internet. Score one for the team.
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ok so i dont really have headaches and my teeth dont shift. hmmm . but i might need a deep cleaning because of them can you believe that? anyway hey i just realized we both like cold weather & george carlin, sweet