Even I might have to head out (at the very least temporarily) if I do the right thing and quit n move n seek my fortune. Staying on here is an easy luxury for fully-employed folks, but otherwise... ???
Sorry about not hitting you cats up with comments and such. Been a rough haul of Ezra Brooks, Bacardi, Wild Turkey, Jager Bombs, and Michelob Light from Saturday the 16th up through Saturday the 23rd. Before the Clear Lake abandon, I hit up M. Ward in Columbus. That fucking toad is amazing. Simple songs. Not much to really report back to y'all. Just imagine what... Read More
Hey, whaddya know? A funny story I'd like to share. Maybe when I stop drinking every night I'll have some time to do something a little more creative. When I'm up late, like 4 am and whatnot, I work on this little project called NOTORIOUS POPES. Just a big fictional farce on power. It's been on the back burner for... Read More
I never said I didn't have a bottle of schmaltz in my cupboard. Taste the blade, nyuckah. I can't get it right. The books of William Carlos Williams poetry can only go so far. Rumple Minze tastes like sweet defeat. Cigarettes embalm my petroleum whore chariot. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper is pickling my liver with the springtime delights of phosphorus. I feel a good... Read More
Wake up...merciless sun raking your eyes like a young badger figuring out the circle of life...your age is nine, ten, eleven, or twelve...walls crash, the bonds of desire, religion, and tradition snap apart around you...to you, parading around in that bliss, that god-like polaroid known as youth..you remain content to indulge yourself in fantasy...the fantasy quilt with twine of plastic soldiers...little overpriced molds of masculine... Read More
furthermore, since you are one of the foremost authorities on "turning a phrase", i consider it a deep, deep compliment to be held in high regard for my phrase turnage. you are a writer, son. there are few that have that in their blood as strongly as you do.
IT'S A LONG PROCESS THAT IS WORKING SLIGHTLY. BETWEEN WILD TURKEY SOAKED ABANDON AND WASTING MONEY ON PSYCHICS WHILE WHISKEY BENT I MIGHT JUST GET THROUGH. I APOLOGIZE FOR IGNORING EVERYONE IN MY FRIENDS LIST. I CAN'T BE CLEVER RIGHT NOW. AND MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID IF I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY...DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL DOING WELL... Read More
LOOKING FORWARD TO DEATH
Current mood: Every Day Is Like Sunday
"There's just no fucking point, man. No fucking point whatsoever."
"No shit. If we get one more drunk tryin' to use a welfare card to check out Backyard Butt Bitches and Congo Twat Adventures ..16...I think we'll have to call in the federalies."
"Fuck all of that. I'm talking about being alive. Existing. The... Read More
"You're going to let some candy clerk dictate how you feel? Do you even know what else is going on around you? You're the highest paid and most dependable manager in the Highland Video chain. There's a fuckin' memo on the breakroom wall saying all of that. Not only do you have a good job in a secure industry, you've just about finished that accounting or whatever degree. You can be all like doing people's taxes and working at a video store at the same time. That's cool as shit man."
dark loopy boy. sometimes I feel we're all cartoons. then I look around for the movement lines and realize they aren't there. maybe it's because we're not moving.
RIP Hunter S. Thompson. The weight of this junkheap is just too much for those souls with an open heart and keen eye. What am I going to say that you already don't know about this beast of a man? I discovered him in high school and never looked back. Cynics love to point out that he's the not much more than the pied piper... Read More
I love these little quizzes. They're so much fun! Try it out, if you're feeling froggy I made a Quiz for you! Link is at the bottom or whatever.
I've been going out and being more social as of late. Been a tad dapper, too. Confidence at an all time high. Looking smooth. Got my Chris Isaak croon down. I think it's time for open... Read More
well I dont have any of the necessary music to have the same soundtrack, so , instead I'll pretend for a moment your doing morrisy covers at a swinging longue discotech in purgetory
I mean whats cooler then that
if you could be an unlockable character in any videogame, what would you be and in what game?
well, I bombed on the quiz-but did manage to score higher then kurtz so that was a plus I guess.......daper Dan is the way to be all the time...I always respected that about Nick cave and the seeds......those guys know how to dress.....soundtrack to my last month-Nels Cline.....I need to be playing that well by 35...
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I've been going out and being more social as of late. Been a tad dapper, too. Confidence at an all time high. Looking smooth. Got my Chris Isaak croon down. I think... Read More
Just a little lovesick, you bastards. I'll get back to squaresville in no time flat. Until then, I gotta get all cathartic on my ass. Here's a little story I used to tell:
"This is the fuckin' pits, Pete. What the christ are we doing stacking pallets in the middle of July?"
"Fuck man, I haven't the foggiest. It's eight fiddy under the table. Not... Read More
Even I might have to head out (at the very least temporarily) if I do the right thing and quit n move n seek my fortune. Staying on here is an easy luxury for fully-employed folks, but otherwise... ???
Why not "Vinnie Guava"?