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Friends, there is something very disturbing going on and I feel the need to speak to you open and honestly about it. There is something evil currently airing on Lifetime. Caught it accidentally last night - for a few brief moments, mind you - and I found it incredibly disturbing. It is a show called "Your Momma Don't Dance" and the premise is this: it's like Dancing With The Stars except the professional dancers are surprised to learn they are actually dancing with their.....FATHERS!
EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW - it was so creeeeeeeepy! They were all staring into each others' eyes and lifting and dipping and ugh...one dad hoisted his baby girl up by the ass cheeks and I thought I was gonna gack. To make it even more nausea inducing, it is hosted by Ian Ziering from 90210 - and the celebrity judges include "rapper & actress" Vitamin C - wha? - and Chris Judd. Remember him? The first K-Fed? J-Lo's 2nd husband and backup dancer? Yeah. Him. Talk about your H-List celebrities!! Anyway - I lasted thru 2 pairs of contestants and then I had to check out - SCARY! That's all - just wanted to warn you

And while we're on the topic of things that disturb me, I'd like to pose this question. And if anyone can give me an answer I will award you a prize! I have Woolite right? And I'm going to wash a load of "delicates" and I notice that the instructions say, "For hand washing fill cup to Line 1. For medium loads in the washing machine fill to Line 2." Ok - simple enough....but then you open the cap and there are FOUR lines marked off. What the hell? What are lines 3 and 4 for????? Is it a secret? A misprint? What? It baffles me.....

I'm off to the ATL tomorrow - more soon!