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Evidently, "to crack a fat" is Australian slang for "to have an erection"! [Update] So retarded is my sense of humor, I may never recover from the hilarity of this.

Read this article. It's really funny!

"When I have kids, I'm gonna tell them that Oprah's something made up, like the bogeyman." -A

There's something about Chris O'Donnell that's so boy-next-door-ish and uninteresting, or so I'd always thought until last night when I watched a film called 29 Palms. I went to Hollywood Video with the intention of renting Birthday Girl - no work of cinematic ingenuity, but Nicole Kidman is fascinating. I couldn't find it, but didn't care enough to ask where it might be located....
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"[A Taurean] may develop a brooding resentment through nursing a series of injuries received and, whether their characters are positive or negative, they need someone to stroke their egos with a frequent, 'Well done!'"

Yes. Please. Stroke my ego.

The sweetest couple in the whole world checked out of my hotel today and I'm not sure why I care so much, but I want things to work out for them and I want them to be together, and happy, forever.

I gave my mother a copy of Everyday Tao for Christmas, as it's one of my very favorite books and we are similarly fascinated with our spirits and the unseen and so on and so forth. Each of the 256 pages is it's own little chapter and is devoted to a different topic. I bookmarked pg. 31 for her because it moved me to tears...
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"... when the mind is quieted, the multiplicity of things disappears." -Ashvaghosha

Some idiot just sent me a message and said he wants to hang out with me. I asked him why I was interesting to him and he said, "I don't know if you are interesting, I just think you are hot!!!" Wrong answer, dumbass.