The Rabbit & The Bullying Bear
One day in the forest a giant bear was picking on a small defenseless rabbit. The bear is smacking him around like a hockey puck, punting him like a soccer ball, and rolling him like a bowling ball. The rabbit is getting quite hurt, his entire body hurts and he is entirely bruised from head to tail. All of a sudden the bear spots a frog in the distance, seeing an opportunity to hurt two living things at the same time, the bear grabs the rabbit, screams out and now youre fucked! and flings him in the direction of the frog. The rabbit is airborne for a minute then hits the ground and continues to roll violently towards the frog. However, right before the two collide, the frog claps his hand and then slaps the ground the rabbit freezes in place, as if the frog had pressed pause on time itself, the frog claps his hands again and again slaps the ground, the rabbit flips to an upright position, albeit still quite dazed. The bear runs over, How the hell did you do that? says the bear. I am a magical frog! proclaims the frog, and Im in quite a happy mood today and I am willing to give the both of you, four wishes each! Bullshit! says the bear. I am quite serious! the frog says while sticking out his chest and sticking his nose in the air. All fucking right then says the bear then I want Ill take a hmm the bear is thinking quite hard, so hard that while he makes his decision, he takes a poop right where he stands, that happens to land squarely on the rabbit, who at this point was still trying to simply get his composer together. I got it! screams the bear with the enthusiasm of a small child on Christmas morning opening the gift he long for all year. I want all of the bears in this forest to be female! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this forest is now a female. The bear is ecstatic. The frog turns to the rabbit and simply asks, and you? The rabbit looks up at the frog still in searing pain, and musters out the word helmet A helmet? asks the frog, the rabbit nods with the very limited energy he has left. The bear starts to laugh uncontrollably, Silly rabbit, with the amount of pussy Im going to get now a days, I wont need to pick on your puny ass! Way to waste your wish! jokes the bear. Nonetheless, the frog claps his hands and slaps the ground and proclaims, done! and on the ground next to the rabbit, there lies a helmet that is custom fitted just for the rabbit. My turn! Proclaims the bear. I want all of the bears in this continent to be female! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this continent is now a female. The bear is going bonkers while screaming, Fuck yea, so much pussy, and its all mine! The frog turns to the rabbit, but before he can ask the rabbit, the rabbit simply says, motorcycle. A motorcycle? asks the confused frog. And again the rabbit answers with only a nod. The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! And now next to the rabbit is a motorcycle that is custom just for the rabbit. The bear is now very angry why the fuck do you need motorcycle, youre a fucking rabbit< youre wasting your wises on stupid shit! angrily shouts the bear. The bear raises his hand as if to strike the rabbit and screams if your next wishes arent about bears, I swear to you, you will be so fucked! Do you understand me rabbit? the rabbit nods. Stupid rabbit Ill show you what a real wish is! I wish all of the bears in this world to be female! I want to be the only male bear! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this world is now a female. You are the only male bear! The bear with his hand still raised awaits the rabbits wish. The rabbit looks at the bear then to the frog and says, I wish mating season for bears was year round The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Mating season for bears is now year round. Fuck yea, that is what Im talking about! exclaims the bear only to hit the poor little rabbit anyway. The bear is now completely beside himself, lets get this pussy party started! joyfully screams the bear. Alright last wish, I want all of the bears in this world to be in this forest right now! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this world is now in this very forest. And now you can hear the female bears rustling through the forest. The bear cant control himself, he screams out Im right here come and get it, I have enough for all of you! the females hear him and are completely enticed, they start charging towards the bear in every direction. The bear stands with arms extended and a grin from ear to ear. Meanwhile the rabbit is getting up from the last strike, he calmly walks to the helmet and puts it on, he then walks over to the bike, mounts it, and starts to rev the engine. He looks at the frog, then he looks at the bear and grins. alright I know what I want as my last wish. The frog looks away from the overly joyed bear and says, ok with this wish granted I will be also transporting somewhere other than here in the midst of this madness that is about to transpire here, so make it quick! The rabbit is still grinning, Sure, I wish that every bear on this planet switched sexes right now! I want all of the bears in this continent to be female! The frog with a smile nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! and with that he disappears and switched the sexes of every bear in the world, this means that now the brutish bully of a bear that tormented the rabbit for so long, is the only female bear in the world, and has every horny male bear charging towards her. And before the bear can say anything about well now her current predicament, the rabbit screams out now youre fucked! and peels away in to the distance.
One day in the forest a giant bear was picking on a small defenseless rabbit. The bear is smacking him around like a hockey puck, punting him like a soccer ball, and rolling him like a bowling ball. The rabbit is getting quite hurt, his entire body hurts and he is entirely bruised from head to tail. All of a sudden the bear spots a frog in the distance, seeing an opportunity to hurt two living things at the same time, the bear grabs the rabbit, screams out and now youre fucked! and flings him in the direction of the frog. The rabbit is airborne for a minute then hits the ground and continues to roll violently towards the frog. However, right before the two collide, the frog claps his hand and then slaps the ground the rabbit freezes in place, as if the frog had pressed pause on time itself, the frog claps his hands again and again slaps the ground, the rabbit flips to an upright position, albeit still quite dazed. The bear runs over, How the hell did you do that? says the bear. I am a magical frog! proclaims the frog, and Im in quite a happy mood today and I am willing to give the both of you, four wishes each! Bullshit! says the bear. I am quite serious! the frog says while sticking out his chest and sticking his nose in the air. All fucking right then says the bear then I want Ill take a hmm the bear is thinking quite hard, so hard that while he makes his decision, he takes a poop right where he stands, that happens to land squarely on the rabbit, who at this point was still trying to simply get his composer together. I got it! screams the bear with the enthusiasm of a small child on Christmas morning opening the gift he long for all year. I want all of the bears in this forest to be female! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this forest is now a female. The bear is ecstatic. The frog turns to the rabbit and simply asks, and you? The rabbit looks up at the frog still in searing pain, and musters out the word helmet A helmet? asks the frog, the rabbit nods with the very limited energy he has left. The bear starts to laugh uncontrollably, Silly rabbit, with the amount of pussy Im going to get now a days, I wont need to pick on your puny ass! Way to waste your wish! jokes the bear. Nonetheless, the frog claps his hands and slaps the ground and proclaims, done! and on the ground next to the rabbit, there lies a helmet that is custom fitted just for the rabbit. My turn! Proclaims the bear. I want all of the bears in this continent to be female! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this continent is now a female. The bear is going bonkers while screaming, Fuck yea, so much pussy, and its all mine! The frog turns to the rabbit, but before he can ask the rabbit, the rabbit simply says, motorcycle. A motorcycle? asks the confused frog. And again the rabbit answers with only a nod. The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! And now next to the rabbit is a motorcycle that is custom just for the rabbit. The bear is now very angry why the fuck do you need motorcycle, youre a fucking rabbit< youre wasting your wises on stupid shit! angrily shouts the bear. The bear raises his hand as if to strike the rabbit and screams if your next wishes arent about bears, I swear to you, you will be so fucked! Do you understand me rabbit? the rabbit nods. Stupid rabbit Ill show you what a real wish is! I wish all of the bears in this world to be female! I want to be the only male bear! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this world is now a female. You are the only male bear! The bear with his hand still raised awaits the rabbits wish. The rabbit looks at the bear then to the frog and says, I wish mating season for bears was year round The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Mating season for bears is now year round. Fuck yea, that is what Im talking about! exclaims the bear only to hit the poor little rabbit anyway. The bear is now completely beside himself, lets get this pussy party started! joyfully screams the bear. Alright last wish, I want all of the bears in this world to be in this forest right now! The frog nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! Every bear in this world is now in this very forest. And now you can hear the female bears rustling through the forest. The bear cant control himself, he screams out Im right here come and get it, I have enough for all of you! the females hear him and are completely enticed, they start charging towards the bear in every direction. The bear stands with arms extended and a grin from ear to ear. Meanwhile the rabbit is getting up from the last strike, he calmly walks to the helmet and puts it on, he then walks over to the bike, mounts it, and starts to rev the engine. He looks at the frog, then he looks at the bear and grins. alright I know what I want as my last wish. The frog looks away from the overly joyed bear and says, ok with this wish granted I will be also transporting somewhere other than here in the midst of this madness that is about to transpire here, so make it quick! The rabbit is still grinning, Sure, I wish that every bear on this planet switched sexes right now! I want all of the bears in this continent to be female! The frog with a smile nods his head, then claps his hands, slaps the ground and proclaims, Done! and with that he disappears and switched the sexes of every bear in the world, this means that now the brutish bully of a bear that tormented the rabbit for so long, is the only female bear in the world, and has every horny male bear charging towards her. And before the bear can say anything about well now her current predicament, the rabbit screams out now youre fucked! and peels away in to the distance.