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Also, I came by to say that my computer parter on my sidekick for Spades is a douche. Why would he bid 3 when he has the Ace, King, Queen, and Jack of spades? Wtf? I need a human who actually knows how to PLAY this dammit.
So I sold my house settlement is hopefully at the end of July. I'm going to Vegas in August and getting an apartment by September here in Baltimore. When would you like to come visit?