watercobra

So there's this older guy I work with, I'd say he's about 61-65 but I've never asked. He told me this story yesterday about a fight he and his wife got into when he was 19 or or 20. They had been arguing for about an hour when it got real intense and he lost it and basically saw red and blacked out. The only thing he remember is that a 70's style five pound ashtray hit the wall next to his head with enough force to kill him as he was leaving their house. It "hit" him later at the bar when he was sipping a cold one. Apparently he saw brown instead of red because right before leaving he dropped trow and took a "nice D.Q. style soft serve poop on her " as quick as he could.....His words. This was the last thing i expected him to say. I mean really crapping on your wife! they got a divorce.