A little known, and less inquired about fact about me is that I am currently sleeping on an Ikea futon bed. Futon is clearly a Japanese word meaning chiropractor. My back has more knots in it than something with a lot of knots in it.
It actually feels better to just put the 'mattress'- a swedish word meaning two inches of sawdust in a cloth sack- directly on the floor, but then I'd feel like a homeless guy. No, I'll suffer from my lofty heights three inches off the floor, thank you very much.
You'll rue the day Ikea... go ahead, start rueing!
It actually feels better to just put the 'mattress'- a swedish word meaning two inches of sawdust in a cloth sack- directly on the floor, but then I'd feel like a homeless guy. No, I'll suffer from my lofty heights three inches off the floor, thank you very much.
You'll rue the day Ikea... go ahead, start rueing!
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I'm glad you don't think I sounded like a tool.