That said....
Someone has a new set coming to member review.....and my quote up there is a small clue.
That is also a clue.
I love clues, and the game Clue for that matter, never lost a game in my life.
I love this fucking stupid ass computer class too. I get to sit in a chair and be on SG.
I do believe Miss Lainey and I are going to NYC October 3rd-5th......if anyone would care to hang out I would love to meet some east coast ladies.
I am thoroughly glad that I am not a breeding 9-5er. It's so fucking predictable. The life of a 9-5er I would imagine, would be like this.
Pop out of the vag
Go to school
Be "popular" throughout school
Play sports
Drink beers with lame people who have no taste in music or movies
Wear overpriced style-less clothing that your Mother bought you
Try to find time in between dick sucking and beer drinking to get decent grades, that's all, just grades. No real educational value there...
Get the grades to get into University
Go to said University, become a sorostitute, buy your entire wardrobe at Forever 21 and accessorize your face off.
Oh and probably upgrade to liquor at bars on college slut night (Thursday)
Choose a shitty major like "business something" that you have no idea what you're going to do with and make it to class in your "pink sweatpants" hungover and looking like the swamp thing
Graduate college
Get a nice secure (i.e. BORING) 9-5 job that isn't necessarily what you "want" to do but it has good benefits
Get married to a fellow breeder
Start shopping at department stores where everything is sold in colors like beige and sea foam
Pop out some mini breeders and slap "Crocs" right on their feet as soon as they exit the womb
Lose any identity you had (though a person like this probably doesn't have much of one) being a "housewife"
Stop fucking your husband who probably wasn't very good anyway
Send your breeders off in the world to perpetuate the vicious cycle of capitalism, and closed mindedness.....
*Apologies in advance to anyone I have offended. Though I'm not directly taking a shot at marriage or children(ONLY AT CROCS) I'm sure this might hit a nerve. And imagine, this is the short version.
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Dying in anticipation over new set...yippie
I love the game Clue too! I haven't played it in so long.
Yay for not having 9-5 jobs. I just got a job at a tattoo shop!