coffeelove:
Haha, that is fecking brilliant! *right-click-save*
i'm watching the police academy.
yes, really, i am. this is the quality of my sunday.
yes, really, i am. this is the quality of my sunday.
deuteranopia:
I'm actually doing quite well now, all things considered. I just needed to eat some lunch and drink a couple gallons of water. Still, I'll never look at gummy bears the same way again...
oh, i was gonna write uh something
but i am person who fails at regular correspondence and also has nothing very interesting to say
and... yesterday, there was a big buff carpenter guy carrying heavy stuff around in the backyard, who dropped everything in his hands to smile at me and open the door for me when i came gallivanting in with my coffee and...
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but i am person who fails at regular correspondence and also has nothing very interesting to say
and... yesterday, there was a big buff carpenter guy carrying heavy stuff around in the backyard, who dropped everything in his hands to smile at me and open the door for me when i came gallivanting in with my coffee and...
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coffeelove:
I, on the other hand, was very much in a porn plot today. Walking around a construction site in high heels, sexy dress and all that, with three other girls.
There were a lot of Polish carpenters there.
Do we have Poland on the Penis-map yet?
There were a lot of Polish carpenters there.
Do we have Poland on the Penis-map yet?
coffeelove:
Measuring bands? I have wristwatches, lots of them! That is all we need!
Let me go on like I
blister in the sun
Let me go o-o-on,
big hands, I know you're the one
---singing my way to bed
blister in the sun
Let me go o-o-on,
big hands, I know you're the one
---singing my way to bed
coffeelove:
Yes. Lets go out so I can flash my tits to Random Guy on the street!
Sunday-walking through frosty dark city, black coffee and cigarette in hand, lovin' the hell out of my woolen knee-socks. I like this time of year before the snow falls, it's the snow/ice that is the devil.
Someone is asking/begging/challenging me to write/draw a story for christmas (one of those in 24 installments, counting down through December) and I would like to surprise them by actually...
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Someone is asking/begging/challenging me to write/draw a story for christmas (one of those in 24 installments, counting down through December) and I would like to surprise them by actually...
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deuteranopia:
I've recovered from my brief imagination explosion due to your previous comment. I've determined that you, my friend, are what I like to refer to as "the bee's knees." In my day, this was a good thing. It means you're pretty frackin' awesome for one reason or another. In this instance, your wit has shone as one of your most endearing traits and I would like to acknowledge this.
Let the pancreas fondling commence.
Let the pancreas fondling commence.
deuteranopia:
Would you rather I called you the dog's meow? Yeah, I said it.
Meh.
I've got to go to work. I do not so much care for this whole "wake up at 5am to get ready for work" bit. I miss my graveyard shift where I didn't even need an alarm clock. Curse my being the highest ranking person in my shop!
Toodle-loo!
Meh.
I've got to go to work. I do not so much care for this whole "wake up at 5am to get ready for work" bit. I miss my graveyard shift where I didn't even need an alarm clock. Curse my being the highest ranking person in my shop!
Toodle-loo!
Why is it that with so many male acquaintances what we bond over is discussing our digestion in fine detail
deuteranopia:
I gotta say that for the most part, I refuse to acknowledge that I even digest food in the presence of a woman, let alone tell her that I'm off to the toilet to do so. I digress... My ex wife had a nasty habit of having to "digest" at the most inopportune times. Oftentimes it would cause me to be late for something or miss windows of opportunity. I otherwise have no take on the aforementioned subject matter.
So here's an actual question which may or may not be of consequence.
I've seen a lot of random forum threads and complaints made by women, bemoaning the fact that "men won't date single mothers". Yes well screw you lady; I don't like children.
But I may be acquainted with a man I find nothing wrong with except that he has a spawn he keeps...
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I've seen a lot of random forum threads and complaints made by women, bemoaning the fact that "men won't date single mothers". Yes well screw you lady; I don't like children.
But I may be acquainted with a man I find nothing wrong with except that he has a spawn he keeps...
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deuteranopia:
You want a giftwrapped brit? Male or female? Or both? Or both in one person? Are we talking about the same thing?
Cadbury chocolates I could most definitely do. Have you ever tried Walker's crisps? They're amazing. Their Roast Chicken and Thyme crisps are like heaven in a potato chip...
Cadbury chocolates I could most definitely do. Have you ever tried Walker's crisps? They're amazing. Their Roast Chicken and Thyme crisps are like heaven in a potato chip...
AND. I'm doing the dishes.
Trouserless.
...
But I do live alone. Le sigh.
Trouserless.
...
But I do live alone. Le sigh.
deuteranopia:
Trouserless, yes, but you COULD be wearing shorts or a skirt or a dress or even the furs of some long-dead beast. You get our hopes up, friend.
deuteranopia:
Well, I hate to admit that married men aren't as thoughtful as married women. It seems that all my friends' wives think I'm living in destitution and feel something of remorse for my situation. I honestly do nothing to enforce this in them. But I'll not be turning down free food, either...
Tell you what, what kind of munchies do you like? I'll send you some for Christmas. I mean, it's right around the corner!
Tell you what, what kind of munchies do you like? I'll send you some for Christmas. I mean, it's right around the corner!
Today has been, quite spectacularly, a nice autumn day! Cold and all, but I managed to put on a cardigan and a scarf (sounds easy, I know, but I'm a bit challenged when it comes to remembering these things...) Walked all the way down to the centre and got fresh vegetables and a load of indian spices from the turkish shop nearby, and, also, peppermint...
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I am excited about Karmic Koala! Have been running Jaunty since that was released, not without a few kinks, am just hoping against hope that Koala will somehow magically fix the wacom/gimp/inkscape issues I've been having.
If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine, I'm just gathering nerd cookie points.
Stayed in bed SO LATE. Have to do laundry wednesday SO EARLY. And...
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If you don't know what I'm talking about, that's fine, I'm just gathering nerd cookie points.
Stayed in bed SO LATE. Have to do laundry wednesday SO EARLY. And...
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coffeelove:
You know, I will out both myself and you with posting of our conversations 