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Would a blow job involving mouthwash hurt?

Answers on a postcard to:

your mum
at where ever your mum lives

If you could spend one day with anyone who would it be?

Interesting Minds...

Plato, Decarte, Rasputin, interesting options but perhapse disapointing when you breach the reality that actualy, beyound a game of charades (that Platos suspsiciously good at), you can't actualy communicate in there respective language.

It would be intersting to see how far theories on uncertanty can be taken using hand signals and...
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as promised...


The Benz (stick with this one it comes together at the end):

yeah, i need to get going to my comedy course but this is here to remind me to upload my new track and short story.


we stay creative.


oh anyone got COD mark and I will be blastin' fools with the whisky flowing this eve if you wanna join us on xbox live. woooord.

much love.

So i went to see Slayer on Hallowean eve which was interesting. I got food poisoning off the meal before hand and during Trivium i had to go be sick. I'm not sure if it was there cheese metal, his little white booties (that really shouln't piss me off but well, they're little white booties), his constant insistence that 'if i cant rock to Trivium...
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So last night i knew things could be a little difficult when the guy before me (Shed The Idea's Man) who's a real life inventor, madman, and owner of rather lovely black sparkly nails, finished his set by exhibiting his flying fuck copter (the word fuck with propellers). he was awesome and gave me some good nail tips.

I was nervous as its been a...
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well cats, ive got a gig tonight. hopefully it'll be fun. hope you're all good! let me know if anythings rocking your world right now. I just want a remote control t-rex or Godzilla that roars. Maybe both so they can fight.

There's more then you think. now that's value, like Lidl.

Between my flat and my parents is a stretch of motorway without lights. You drive following white cat eyes. Passing the gliding stars of oncoming headlights. Exceeding 100mph steering becomes critically responsive. Turn too sharply and you'll roll. I try to listen to something beautiful, loud.

The sky's an inky black tonight, the silhouetted tree line blurring it to the dark ahead. At this speed...
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This song is all about things that make you feel good. I love the beat and the lyrics just make me smile. enjoy:



Im off to see my friend perform comedy tonight which im excited about as i wrote a few of the jokes. Right now im going to put this track on repeat and get some zzz's night.

were learning this dance:



sg meets need a little sprucing.

PS i wrestled waves today, so yeah, now the sea knows whos boss.


he is.

new loose 22, sent this to my bro and he said he could relate so yeah if you fancy it dig in: