Dear Seattle,
I'm coming to visit you today. Don't try and tempt me with your good coffee and food. I haven't locked my car door in over a month. Beat that you filthy bitch.
Love,
Michael
P.S.
I wish I could bring my new toy, but I think I already broke it.
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I'm coming to visit you today. Don't try and tempt me with your good coffee and food. I haven't locked my car door in over a month. Beat that you filthy bitch.
Love,
Michael
P.S.
I wish I could bring my new toy, but I think I already broke it.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
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godzuki:
makes for a quick and cheap ferry ride, doesn't it? And the style, oh the style. ![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
monkeypox:
if it aint broke yet, break it. if you cant - your doing it wrong
![ooo aaa](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/monkey.29263bd3952b.gif)