I haven't updated in forever.. and I think its going to stay that way. Suffer.
Got drunk with my roommate for the first time in a long time last night. Didn't fuck her. Was weird, but I was having too good of a time with her. Its always a bit awkward when I fuck her and her boyfriend comes over in the morning. So I did the gallant thing and thought with my big head instead of my little. Surprise...
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kestrel:
I'll go with totally awesome on that one. I'm always talking on AIM or coding some random web site in my dreams. 
Speaking of, and the reason I stopped by, your username was in my dream last night, on a poster or something. Thought I'd tell you, because... what the hell?
Speaking of, and the reason I stopped by, your username was in my dream last night, on a poster or something. Thought I'd tell you, because... what the hell?
I went four nights without drinking. God I was bored. The sad thing is, I really didn't even have a reason to go four nights without booze. It just kind of happend. I rectified the sitution on friday night. Sadly the party was UNGODLY lame. I tried to make it cooler by downing obscene amounts of jager... but to no avail.
I ended up back...
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deckwreck:
Nah, I wasn't refering to you. I'll tell you about it later.
mcbane13:
I will now proceed to define what me and about 5 other buddies of mine refer to as "Mainlining" alcohol. Note: contrary to what you might think, it does not involve needles....it's just that the way we consume it, we might as well have a one of thems hospital drip thingies following us around.
Ok. For 2 people, a 750ml Bottle of Johnny Walker Black or a bottle of Jim Beam works best. So 750ml/couple. You will also need a twelve pack of your favorite brew also chilled , for after the "mainlining".
The bottle are thrown in the freezer to chill. While the ambrosia chills, you drink sociably and whatnot....enuff to loosen up...not enuff to get sloshed....(although if you get sloshed, hillarity can ensue, from what others tell me...personally, i couldn't tell ya
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Once chilled, You tilt your head back, open your throat, have the other person pour half the bottle in you. Then you do the same for the other colleague. Then you Haul the 12 pack with you to that lame party everyone doesnt want to go to but go anyway or to go see your bud's hardcore band play. And I'll be damned if by the next day, people aren't talking about how you "livened up the party", "pissed the partythrowers off", "hollered obscene catcalls to every girl there"...basically good natured fun.
Note: I have tried this with a Handle of Jim Beam.....I only tried this once....lets just say that a $3500 School Property damage bill was charged to the whole floor that year....everyone knew who had done it...but no one told.
College was fun!
Ok. For 2 people, a 750ml Bottle of Johnny Walker Black or a bottle of Jim Beam works best. So 750ml/couple. You will also need a twelve pack of your favorite brew also chilled , for after the "mainlining".
The bottle are thrown in the freezer to chill. While the ambrosia chills, you drink sociably and whatnot....enuff to loosen up...not enuff to get sloshed....(although if you get sloshed, hillarity can ensue, from what others tell me...personally, i couldn't tell ya
)
Once chilled, You tilt your head back, open your throat, have the other person pour half the bottle in you. Then you do the same for the other colleague. Then you Haul the 12 pack with you to that lame party everyone doesnt want to go to but go anyway or to go see your bud's hardcore band play. And I'll be damned if by the next day, people aren't talking about how you "livened up the party", "pissed the partythrowers off", "hollered obscene catcalls to every girl there"...basically good natured fun.
Note: I have tried this with a Handle of Jim Beam.....I only tried this once....lets just say that a $3500 School Property damage bill was charged to the whole floor that year....everyone knew who had done it...but no one told.
College was fun!
Been down at deckwreck and Knifefight's for the past week. Been boozing it up to a minor degree. Actually worked out today, most exercise I've gotten since I fucked your mom the other night. Deck's cat knocked a beer onto my cell phone, and I'm heading out to get a new one.. bye bye.
The count down is on. A little less than three months...
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The count down is on. A little less than three months...
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deckwreck:
I vote that you will live until November 6th. If we make it to Alex's, we will truley be gods.
mcbane13:
The count down is on. A little less than three months till I can legally drink. We're taking bets on how long I'll live past my 21st birthday. We are all pretty positive I'm going to pull some of the shit I usually pull at house parties.. at a bar... and get shot. In the face. Hard.
Good Luck...I had to find out the hard way that hanging out with your friends and being a sovereign asshole does have consequences....which is prolly why i drink alcohol instead of "mainlining" like i did in school...
Have Fun!
Good Luck...I had to find out the hard way that hanging out with your friends and being a sovereign asshole does have consequences....which is prolly why i drink alcohol instead of "mainlining" like i did in school...
Have Fun!
I didn't pay my DSL bill.. soo uhh.. yeah. I won't be around much. Whoops. Uhh.. nothing all that exciting been going on lately.. just getting trashed and such. If anything awesomely cool happens worth mentioning, I'm sure deckwreck will fill everyone in. Uhh.. I like booze.
Today at work I crucified a stuffed monkey and acted like I was fucking it from behind, all the while telling my coworker that jesus was a fag and was loving my cock in his butt. He was highly offended. I'm such an asshole.
Speaking of assholes, if you haven't seen Tucker Max's page, you are missing out. This man is fucking hilarious.
Speaking of assholes, if you haven't seen Tucker Max's page, you are missing out. This man is fucking hilarious.
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deckwreck:
I think he looks like Jesse Heath. Which is what made it even more weird.
mcbane13:
HA!
Chthulu Bless your soul!
wish you had video so i could see your coworker's expression...
Chthulu Bless your soul!
wish you had video so i could see your coworker's expression...
I've made an executive.. life changing decision: every conversation I have with a half-way decent looking girl (or above), will include at least one demand upon her to service my genitials.
Be prepared half-way decent (and above) looking girls everywhere. You've been warned.
Be prepared half-way decent (and above) looking girls everywhere. You've been warned.
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thepritchard:
well if that's the way it has got to be
danielle:
i cook very well, clean? i have a tiny apartment so if it isn't clean it looks like its a pigpen. so yep i do it all. 
I fucking hate urinal politics. So you are in a public restroom, taking a piss, and there are no dividers between the urinals. Why the fuck does everyone have to make a goddamned show of whipping out their dick, yet NOT exposing to where all the other people who HAVE DICKS can possible get a glimpse of it? Hate to tell you partner, but yours...
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scopitone6248:
Yeah I was late. There was...a disturbance.
I'm bored. So I think I will eradicate this horrid boredom by listing some of the crazy shit I've done while drunk. Feel honored.
Things I've swallowed: cockroach, razor blade (drug/box cutter style), earthworm, my former next door neighbor's guppy and goldfish (she was a bitch and never cleaned their fish bowl, they are in a better place now), a double shot of golden grain,...
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Things I've swallowed: cockroach, razor blade (drug/box cutter style), earthworm, my former next door neighbor's guppy and goldfish (she was a bitch and never cleaned their fish bowl, they are in a better place now), a double shot of golden grain,...
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distra:
ouch, in the fucking neck?? sounds like home, in a sick way...
scopitone6248:
That fucker turned down a free ticket to see it tonight? I thought he was the wall crawler's biggest fan?!
Man, we can't let him live this down ever.
Man, we can't let him live this down ever.
Mean things I've done to Raquel's roommate, as of yet:
1) We were on Aubri's computer when some dude IMs her. I said it wasn't Aubri, and that we were just using the comp for a minute. His response: "I don't understand." How fucking hard is it to understand that Aubri isn't here. I inform him of how moronic he is, then sign off. Turns...
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1) We were on Aubri's computer when some dude IMs her. I said it wasn't Aubri, and that we were just using the comp for a minute. His response: "I don't understand." How fucking hard is it to understand that Aubri isn't here. I inform him of how moronic he is, then sign off. Turns...
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mcbane13:
Just gets better and better!
Just gets better and better!