vladdic

16 days till NIN at the tabernackle.. you probably aren't going. This makes me better than you in all ways possible.

Yes.. I took my towel with me.

I'm the most horrible friend ever.. I pissed myself all over deckwreck's couch and spit vomit in his face... I'm such a prick =)

So.. my dick is still in good condition.. no signs of rotting yet. Getting tested in a week. But in the mean time.. I'm going into training for the All American Case Race. I will crush and destroy puny deckwreck.

I uhh.. fucked a stripper in the VIP room.. without a condom.. my dick is going to rot off.. fuck. Stupid blow and booze making me do stupid shit. At least I didn't pay for anything..

So I got a call a few minutes ago from my old next door neighbors, who moved to New Orleans to make lots of money being shot-stitutes.. Apparently they'll be over in a couple hours for a night of drunken stupidity. Awesome.

I'm back.. for now at least.

(booze * bitches * a touch of the flu) + Mardi Gras = probable death with a high chance of a lot of fucking fun.

"I'M NOT CUTE, I'M MAAAAD!" ~ Raquel

Math nerd edit: Yes I'm aware that the () were not necessary.. but my faith in the average intelligence of people who subscribe to this site, is somewhat lacking.

Mardi Gras.. 5 days. Everyone promise to beat deckwreck if he even TRIES to get out of it. Which I bet he will.. HE JUST CAN'T HANG!

On a sidenote.. having an erection for 36 hours seems.. painful.

Lesbians can't drink.. part 2. wow.. this probably won't even be as coherent as the last.. very.. incoherent one. Why? We won't get into that!

So where was I? Fuck.. where WAS I? Oh yeah! Dumb cunt fucks up a kartwheel.. and fucks herself up... buwahaha. Okie doke. So this bitch lying on the floor moaning about how bad her leg hurts. I TOTTALLY KNOW...
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Well, the other night I went over to a lesbian co-workers house to teach the next generation of hooligans how to drink. Now I went into this party knowing that no one there would be on my... level. But just how out of their league I was, was quickly made apparent.

This girl moved to my apartment complex about a week ago, and was having...
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*tries to think of coherent update about last night's party before work* *fails* Perhaps later.