My First Time Being Watched
The night was dark
The moon brightly shone
My first and I were all alone
Her skin was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
She wanted to see
She wanted to watch
She wanted to see me carress and touch
And then I decided
To go to work
And with my hands I...
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The night was dark
The moon brightly shone
My first and I were all alone
Her skin was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what she wanted to do.
She wanted to see
She wanted to watch
She wanted to see me carress and touch
And then I decided
To go to work
And with my hands I...
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fractal:
rainbow humper
ophelia:
d00d... I always have conversations with chairs. And tables. And other random inanimate objects.
I've deceided that this Halloween will include the coolest costume since my Cookie Monster outfit I wore in the 6th grade.... any suggestions anyone?
P.S. A pirate outfit is OUT of the goddamn question, goddamnit.
P.S. A pirate outfit is OUT of the goddamn question, goddamnit.
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bryn:
but youve got the sexy johnny depp pirate eyeliner going on in your profile pic. and pirates are soooooo cute. *pouts* perdy pleeeez?
i write a novel a day. its all for your benefit.
i write a novel a day. its all for your benefit.
bryn:
cleaning green is such a sweet find.
i will definitely help you with a costume. we will stop, colaborate and listen...erm, plan. [sorry. that early 90s just popped out without my permission].
i will definitely help you with a costume. we will stop, colaborate and listen...erm, plan. [sorry. that early 90s just popped out without my permission].
Good things have a bad habit of ending before that bastard "appreciation" drags his sorry ass into the scene...
Teh.. I'm too boring to have a meaningful journal entry. Except of course my marriage proposal to RxQueen. Now I just have to find a way to sustain marriage across the United States of ... blah blah blah.
Teh.. I'm too boring to have a meaningful journal entry. Except of course my marriage proposal to RxQueen. Now I just have to find a way to sustain marriage across the United States of ... blah blah blah.
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throatneedle:
Whatever..Im so black, I go to funerals naked
So dont give me that 'only us niggas can say nigga' shit
Nigga
Whitey!
Haha
So dont give me that 'only us niggas can say nigga' shit
Nigga
Whitey!
Haha
roxypixie:
Yeah, that whole cross the country thing really sucks. No good at all!
The last journal entry was lame..... so I'm replacing it! Yaaay!
DON'T PUSH THAT 'PREVIOUS' BUTTON
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
I SWEAR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND ANALLY SAVAGE YOU IF YOU DO!
DON'T YOU DO IT!
Okay.. fine.. do it.. whatever...
DON'T PUSH THAT 'PREVIOUS' BUTTON
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!
I SWEAR I'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND ANALLY SAVAGE YOU IF YOU DO!
DON'T YOU DO IT!
Okay.. fine.. do it.. whatever...
nopantsdave:
That last entry really was fucking lame
druj:
hehe...that was fun!!!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUSH THE BUTTON! NOW PREPARE FOR THE MOST HORRIFIC SODOMIZATION OF YOUR LIFE! GWA HAHAHA
"It's all calypso.
But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down frowning,
But it's not easy to know.
It's just a tango.
But it's not easy, you know.
I walk around with my horns out now,
But it's not easy to know.
How can you heal?
If you don't ease back the blame.
Knowing you're right, won't you heal?"
My...
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But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down frowning,
But it's not easy to know.
It's just a tango.
But it's not easy, you know.
I walk around with my horns out now,
But it's not easy to know.
How can you heal?
If you don't ease back the blame.
Knowing you're right, won't you heal?"
My...
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rickroyal:
"Ape Dos Mil" - Glassjaw. Not sure it's a great song, but it's a pretty enjoyable one.
And Angelina Jolie is certainly a worthy crush. Pity about that whole Billy-Bob Thorton thing.
And Angelina Jolie is certainly a worthy crush. Pity about that whole Billy-Bob Thorton thing.
"... Watermelon..."
"Huh?"
"That or a panda's mischievious look... or sandals with pressure points... Or the smell of blackboard eraser Or a rainy sunday. Well, I like them better than ears of bread."
"Then... let's stop this."
FLCL
"Huh?"
"That or a panda's mischievious look... or sandals with pressure points... Or the smell of blackboard eraser Or a rainy sunday. Well, I like them better than ears of bread."
"Then... let's stop this."
FLCL
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rxqueen:
you know what would be REALLY awesome?
if you got yr fucking arse online!
if you got yr fucking arse online!
suburbanslave:
I can hook u up with my mommy if u want...she looks just like me but with money!! U can then some and be our cabana boy at the porno store!!!! 
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)
I'm too tired and lonely at the moment to say anyting further.
--Voltaire [Francois-Marie Arouet] (1694 - 1778)
I'm too tired and lonely at the moment to say anyting further.
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bryn:
erm... well... i might just go eat a dick for dinner [yum yum], but if i die at your command, what would be the use of applying? hmm? hmm? this is a POP QUIZ!!
ok boy-minus-ghetto-booty. times up.
ok boy-minus-ghetto-booty. times up.
bryn:
tis ok luv.
dont you fret yer perdy liddle head.
dont you fret yer perdy liddle head.
Various Haikus by Violent Tortoise
Happy and Blind
My eyeball is dead
I fucking cut it now
Give me a band-aid
Meow
Beware of my cat
It eats children and midgets
And wears a sports bra
Be Thin or Die
Fitness is simple!
Lose weight and raise energy!
Give me your credit card!
Testosteroni Soup
I told my girlfriend,
Obey my rigid manhood!
Shut up,...
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Happy and Blind
My eyeball is dead
I fucking cut it now
Give me a band-aid
Meow
Beware of my cat
It eats children and midgets
And wears a sports bra
Be Thin or Die
Fitness is simple!
Lose weight and raise energy!
Give me your credit card!
Testosteroni Soup
I told my girlfriend,
Obey my rigid manhood!
Shut up,...
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synnove:
that was quite possibly the
best.
compliment.
evar.
best.
compliment.
evar.
reptar:
Great!
I love your profile pic.
I love your profile pic.
Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky,
Both engines have failed and they are all about to die
The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic
She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will...
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Both engines have failed and they are all about to die
The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic
She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will...
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alyssum:
Curmudgeon Association
fractal:
ha!!! thats brilliant.
"Hoomjabah! .... he exclaimed with great relish."
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mistressmissy:
hiding from 311? heh but they rock. im just a pothead funk girl at heart.
clara:
When I first moved out of my mother's house I was living in a group house with a bunch of boys. I was working full-time at an office job and decided to go back to school. So my schedule was work Monday through Friday from 8:30-5:00 and school Monday through Thursday from 6:00-11:00. I was exhausted all the time and hated coming home to messy boy-kitchen. I started going to my grannie's house between work and school so I could eat dinner there. She was a horrible cook and made some really unappetizing stuff, but I didn't have to make it and she was happy to see me. One night I walked in and she tried to feed me a squirrel. A fucking squirrel! The thing is, I probably would have tried it, but it still looked like a squirrel sitting there in the skillet.
Let's see... ummm.. I don't know.. crap. I've gotten into a fight with.. oh.. pretty much every friend I've made in the past year... regret has yet to sink in, but that's probably because I'm better off without them. Jacqueline, a girl who I regarded as an older sister (who I also caught screwing with another guy at work) has left for San Diego, and...
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escapelle:
tra-la-la
rxqueen:
repulsive? you? what are you talking about?
not that i know you all that well, but yr personality seems great and judging from the pics i've seen of you yr not physically repulsive either. i think yr just crazy
i'm in need of new friends for the same reasons you are.
the people i know are arse (for the most part) and, like you said - can all go to hell.
anyways hope yr feeling ok.
drop me a line if you wanna shoot the shit.
xo
not that i know you all that well, but yr personality seems great and judging from the pics i've seen of you yr not physically repulsive either. i think yr just crazy
i'm in need of new friends for the same reasons you are.
the people i know are arse (for the most part) and, like you said - can all go to hell.
anyways hope yr feeling ok.
drop me a line if you wanna shoot the shit.
xo