violently

dude, so i thought i had the weekedn off for a barbecue, but ten minutes before i left, i got told i'm needed this weeekend, im fucking trahsed. right nowl. dude i hope you had a good night, becauee that weird dude at the bar bought me like 5 shots of jack and four beers, i feel like a total queer but im drunk so whatever. im rambling. caqll me tomorrow, if you arent doing anything you cna come hang out with me, im in charge tomorrow.

p.s. Ill totally kidnap you and keep you ion a box if it will add some adventure to you r life


[Edited on Jul 02, 2005 3:21AM]

^^^^ that is the funniest shit ive read.