Moo moo moo. Hate hate hate. Friday Friday Friday. Morphine Norcos Darvocet.
I bought myself flowers today. They are pretty pink peonys and if I wasn't allergic to them I could smell them and tell you they smell amazing. But since I can't, we will all just have to assume.
I also bought baklava and green tea mochi ice cream today. Damn you Trader Joe's. Damn you to hell.
Apparently my radiator hose is leaking, and my brakes are going to be needing to be replaced soon, so if anyone here is a mechanic and would like to fix my car for me, in return I will make you dinner or hook you up with one of my slutty friends. Your choice.
I hate my job so much I would rather get shot in the face than continue to work there. Fabulous. Must apply elsewhere ASAP.
Tell me good things.
I bought myself flowers today. They are pretty pink peonys and if I wasn't allergic to them I could smell them and tell you they smell amazing. But since I can't, we will all just have to assume.
I also bought baklava and green tea mochi ice cream today. Damn you Trader Joe's. Damn you to hell.
Apparently my radiator hose is leaking, and my brakes are going to be needing to be replaced soon, so if anyone here is a mechanic and would like to fix my car for me, in return I will make you dinner or hook you up with one of my slutty friends. Your choice.
I hate my job so much I would rather get shot in the face than continue to work there. Fabulous. Must apply elsewhere ASAP.
Tell me good things.
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garbage19:
dude you better shove one of those old fucks down some stairs before you quit. i just woke up from a nice two hour nap at work.
user304975207:
Ill get on it tomorrow. Im so......bleh right now.