Why do I always sleep through step class on Monday mornings?
Tomorrow I have a client at 5 fucking a.m. I don't know how I am going to do this considering she lives like 35 miles away. That means I have to get up at 4, which means I have to go to bed at 9. That means I have to take sleeping pills, which means I will not wake up till 11 am tomorrow morning. Maybe I should give her to a trainer that lives closer to her...but I really do need more clients. Christ almighty.
If any of you near me would do me the honor of tellling all your friends and any people looking for a trainer about me, I would be forever grateful. Basically what I do is I come to your house and train you there, so you don't have to go to a gym. I bring weights and bands so if you have no equipment that's cool, I go over your nutrition and eating habits with you, help you get started on a diet, and then also take you through a cardio workout. Prices are pretty reasonable, and I have good results with my clients. One guy has lost over 30 pounds since March, and on average most clients lose 7 inches the fist month if they work with me 2-3 times a week and do one day of whatever excercise they choose, like 30 min of swimming, walking, etc etc.
I want to preferably work in Ventura County and SFV, but I'll travel to LA and whatnot. I have business cards and brochures, and I have a bunch of certifications. I just can't do like 40-50 miles away for one person at 5 am. It's not cost efficient nor sanity efficient.
Anyway.
Today I gotta get my ass to the gym for 2 hours, drop off some brochures and card at some upscale tanning salons in Westlake and Calabasas (sooo much money in that area, holy god) and then get some thai food, go to Walmart, Ross, and TJ Maxx with Karla, finish laundry, clean my room and bathroom (the car will wait till like tomorrow or some shit), pay my credit card bill, study, balance my fucking checkbook, and find time to get my nails done.
As for now, I am going to shower my ass, jerk it because I keep having unfulfilled sex dreams and I haven't gotten any in awhile. I didn't sleep with Nick when we got back together because we are taking it slow and I am a good girl. HAH. Actually I thought it might not be a good idea because I felt uncomfortable about it, which is odd, but maybe a good thing. Whatever. I'll probably get some this weekend.
And on that note, happy fucking Monday.
xo
Tomorrow I have a client at 5 fucking a.m. I don't know how I am going to do this considering she lives like 35 miles away. That means I have to get up at 4, which means I have to go to bed at 9. That means I have to take sleeping pills, which means I will not wake up till 11 am tomorrow morning. Maybe I should give her to a trainer that lives closer to her...but I really do need more clients. Christ almighty.
If any of you near me would do me the honor of tellling all your friends and any people looking for a trainer about me, I would be forever grateful. Basically what I do is I come to your house and train you there, so you don't have to go to a gym. I bring weights and bands so if you have no equipment that's cool, I go over your nutrition and eating habits with you, help you get started on a diet, and then also take you through a cardio workout. Prices are pretty reasonable, and I have good results with my clients. One guy has lost over 30 pounds since March, and on average most clients lose 7 inches the fist month if they work with me 2-3 times a week and do one day of whatever excercise they choose, like 30 min of swimming, walking, etc etc.
I want to preferably work in Ventura County and SFV, but I'll travel to LA and whatnot. I have business cards and brochures, and I have a bunch of certifications. I just can't do like 40-50 miles away for one person at 5 am. It's not cost efficient nor sanity efficient.
Anyway.
Today I gotta get my ass to the gym for 2 hours, drop off some brochures and card at some upscale tanning salons in Westlake and Calabasas (sooo much money in that area, holy god) and then get some thai food, go to Walmart, Ross, and TJ Maxx with Karla, finish laundry, clean my room and bathroom (the car will wait till like tomorrow or some shit), pay my credit card bill, study, balance my fucking checkbook, and find time to get my nails done.
As for now, I am going to shower my ass, jerk it because I keep having unfulfilled sex dreams and I haven't gotten any in awhile. I didn't sleep with Nick when we got back together because we are taking it slow and I am a good girl. HAH. Actually I thought it might not be a good idea because I felt uncomfortable about it, which is odd, but maybe a good thing. Whatever. I'll probably get some this weekend.
And on that note, happy fucking Monday.
xo
broadwaybee:
I need a pedicure like WOAH.